Twitter Updates for 2009-04-05

  • The neighborhood seems to be full of “staycationers” today. I fucking loathe these people. #
  • “Oh, by the way, I dropped that spoon in the toilet.” #
  • Watching a dog show. Min Pins walk like they’re in the SS. #
  • I had a real hankering for ice cream or a brownie, but we don’t have any of that in the house so I’m just drinking 9 beers instead. #
  • Border Terriers are supposed to look like an otter. Strange. From the name you’d think they’d just steal American jobs. #
  • @Neilofsteel wow, really? Every Terry Gilliam movie is awesome. in reply to Neilofsteel #
  • Henry’s been waddling around wearing a paper bag since he jumped into it an hour ago. http://twitpic.com/2uyuw #

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