- That’s it. I’m moving back to Cali. Or Costa Rica. Where’s the best place I could open a wildly successful bar with an excellent jukebox? #
- Also. Using Microsoft Office products like Word, Excel, Powerpoint, etc will dramatically reduce the length of your life. SOUL. SUCKING. #
- @Neilofsteel Wasn’t that somewhere in the Florida Keys? Screw Florida. That’s hurricane country. I’m very much anti-wind. Humidity too. in reply to Neilofsteel #
- This week on the #mixtape #podcast — The Pushead Mixtape: http://bit.ly/gNo8v “67 blood splattering dick piercing hits!” #
- @misskristinlee if there’s a quake I fully expect it will be while I’m sleeping naked & I’ll be killed by a pile of bricks. Em-bare-ass-ing. in reply to misskristinlee #
- My biggest fear in general is that a dire emergency will happen while I’m sleeping naked. It’s why I don’t sleep naked. #
- “Grown ups don’t care about school rivalries.” #
- “We’re going to have to upgrade the kitchen … And then, obviously, there’s the daycare downstairs.” #
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