- “What’s up with this bacon?” … “I don’t know, I’ve never made it in the microwave before. And used toilet paper instead of paper towels.” #
- On the 545 with a dog in a backpack. #
- I’d rather drink muddy water & sleep in a hollow log, than stay in Atlanta treated like a dirty dog. #
- Dolly Parton fucking rules. #
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