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Toes on the Nose Bros

admin — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:08:03 +0000

A mostly surf-rock collection of jams for the summer …

Tracklist:
Aloha Steve And Danno – Radio Birdman
Telstar – The Challengers
Boss BSA – Satan’s Pilgrims
P.C.B. 98 – Dan Sartain
Walk, Don’t Run – The Ventures
A Taste of Honey – Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass
The Green Hornet (Flight of the Bumblebee) – Al Hirt
Feel Flows – The Beach Boys
Total Bloodbath – The Night Marchers
Buy High, Sell Low – The Phantom Surfers
Miserlou – Dick Dale and the Del-Tones
Little Girl Lost – Maxine Brown
Pipeline – Agent Orange
Song of the Two-Mile Linear Particle Accelerator, Stanford University – Man or Astro Man?
Classical Gas – Mason Williams
Running Meredeth – Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet
K-39 – The Challengers
Bad Reputation – The DBs
Big Sky – The Reverend Horton Heat
Penetration – The Ventures
Night Rider – Dick Dale and the Del-Tones
Sunny Afternoon – The Kinks

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

admin — Mon, 11 May 2009 23:14:27 +0000

Tracklist:
Laughing Stock – Love
Bright Blue Tango – Captain Beyond
Where Are They Now? – Cock Sparrer
What Is – Wipers
Never Marry a Railroad Man – Shocking Blue
[untitled track] – Man or Astro Man
Animatronic Tito Puente – Bad Dudes
Please Don’t Leave Me On The Highway – The Sultans
True (Concrete Blonde) – Propagandhi
The Prince – Diamond Head
Death Rides a Horse – Russian Circles
Bury My Body – The Animals
When You Find Out – The Nerves
One Step at a Time – Fanny
Gimme Danger – Iggy and the Stooges
Summer is Here – Darker My Love
Man In Decline – Mission of Burma

Honky Tonkin’ Shitheels

admin — Wed, 06 May 2009 22:13:44 +0000

This Mixtape was made by Mr. Sanford

Tracklist:
Longhaired Redneck – David Allan Coe
All My Ex’s Live in Texas – George Strait
Okie From Muskogee – Merle Haggard
Rainy Day Woman – Waylon Jennings
Cocaine Blues – Johnny Cash
I’m So Lonely I Could Cry – Hank Williams
Time of the Preacher – Willie Nelson
Take This Job and Shove It – David Allan Coe
Ocean Front Property – George Strait
The Bottle Let Me Down – Merle Haggard
Amanda – Waylon Jennings
Sunday Morning Coming Down – Johnny Cash
Ramblin’ Man – Hank Williams
Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain – Willie Nelson
You Never Even Called Me By My Name – David Allan Coe
Only Daddy That’ll Walk The Line – Waylon Jennings
I Won’t Back Down – Johnny Cash
Red Headed Stranger – Willie Nelson
There’s A Tear In My Beer – Hank Williams
Tennessee Whiskey – David Allan Coe
Southern Accents – Johnny Cash

Pushead Mixtape

admin — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:54:05 +0000

67 blood splattering dick piercing hits! If you wanted blood stab your friendly gardener! …

The great lost ex nitro explosion of brain blistering sonic attacks for total mass annihilation beyond human cranium combustion or the fucking gnarliest sampler ever made ..

[Side A]
Strike Under – Fucking Uniforms
Necros – IQ72
Necros – Youth Camp
Minor Threat – Bottled Violence
Insane – Politics
Descendents – Global Probing
Social Unrest – Making Room For Youth
Social Unrest – Join The People
Discharge – It’s No T.V. Sketch
Youth Patrol – America’s Power
Abrasive Wheels – Vicious Circle
Black Flag – Clocked In
GBH – Freak
Effigies – Guns or Ballots
Subhumans – Drugs of Youth
Fartz – Campaign Speech
Youth Brigade – Full Speed Ahead
Disorder – Daily Life
Teen Idles – Sneakers
Meat Puppets – Foreign Laws
Government Issue – Religious Ripoff
Partisans – Police Story
Bad Religion – Slaves
The Fix – No Idols
Varukers – No Scapegoat
Secret Hate – New Routine
Secret Hate – Suicide
Minor Threat – Guilty of Being White
Political Crap – Slow Death
Necros – Peer Pressure
Necros – Race Riot
Necros War Game
Discharge – Ain’t No Feeble Bastard
Descendents – I Like Food
Descendents – Weinerstinzel
Law and Order – Critic’s Choice

[Side B]
Black Flag – Machine
Black Flag – Life of Pain
Funeral – Politicians Are Sick
Varukers – Protest and Survive
Circle One – Destroy Exxon
Toxic Reasons – Riot Squad
Society Dog – The Baby is Dead
Blitz – 45 Revolutions
GBH – No Survivors
Fartz – You’ve Got A Brain
Subhumans – Society
Subhumans – Who’s Gonna Fight
SOA – Lost in Space
Distortion – Action Man
Stains – Sick And Crazy
Disorder – Complete Disorder
Effigies – Strong Box
Circle One – Fuck Off
Civil Disobedience – Campaign Promises
Insane – Dead and Gone
Necros – Bad Dream
Necros – Past Comes Back to Haunt Me
Necros – Reject
Fartz – Con Game
Meatmen – Meatmen Stomp
Kraut – Last Chance
Negative Approach – Lost Cause
Varukers – Never Again
Minor Threat – Filler
Law and Order – Power
McDonald’s – Miniature Golf

—Play loud, so you don’t hear the sirens, don’t hear the horns, don’t hear the people, don’t hear the world and eye.

90/95 Volume 3

admin — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:57:56 +0000

The third installment in a series of mixtapes featuring rap and hip-hop from 1990-1995.

Tracklist:
That’s How I’m Livin’ – Ice T
Hood Took Me Under – Compton’s Most Wanted
Things Done Changed – The Notorious B.I.G.
Anything Goes – Master P
Can’t Hear Nothing But The Music – EPMD
Tha Shiznit – Snoop Dogg
Investigative Reports – Genius
Just Another Day – Too Short
Brooklyn Battles – Master Ace
Deeper – Boss
Loungin’ – Guru
Pain – 2Pac
Blood, Sweat & Glory – 5th Ward Boyz
Hand of the Dead Body – Scarface
Prelude to a Murdah – DMG
My Opinion – Mac Mall
Mind Playing Tricks on Me – The Geto Boys
I’m Goin’ Out Lika Soldier – Willie D
Don’t Ring The Alarm – Spice 1
Don’t Blame it on Da Music – Trinity Garden Cartel
Wha Cha Gonna Do? – Bushwick Bill
99 Problems – Ice T

When The Going Gets Weird, The Weird Turn Pro

admin — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:53:02 +0000

Tracklist:
Iron Man – The Bad Plus
Milk and Honey – Jackson C. Frank
And It Stoned Me – Van Morrisson
I Want You – Bob Dylan
My Suicide – Angels of Light
Dead Bodies – Air
My Phrasebook – The Notwist
Excerpt – The Jazz June
My Friend Cubilas – Badly Drawn Boy
My Women, My Guitars – Cody Chesnutt
World Still Spins Around – The Great Northwestern Hobos
Fond Farewell – Elliot Smith
There is No There – The Books
No Good With Secrets – Saturday Looks Good To Me
Dying Song – John Frusciante
The Return of Evil Bill – Clinic
La Crise – Yann Tiersen
Jesus, etc. – Wilco
Black Stacey – Saul Williams
Acceptance – Against Me!

Christmas For Satan

admin — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:51:53 +0000

Tracklist:
All My Friends Are Dead – Turbonegro
(Don’t Fear) The Reaper – Blue Oyster Cult
Mother – Danzig
Hallowed Be Thy Name – Iron Maiden
The Wizard – Black Sabbath
Ace of Spades – Motorhead
Paint It Black – The Rolling Stones
Holy Diver – Dio
Night Crawler – Judas Priest
Oh Fog, Oh Dew – Skyforger
O Fortune – Carmina Burana
Hells Bells – AC/DC
Temple of the Morning Star – Today is the Day
Cradle to the Grave – Murder City Devils
Helter Skelter – The Beatles

Good Things Going To Waste

admin — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:13:59 +0000

Tracklist:

Once Around The Block – Badly Drawn Boy
Life In A Glass House – Radiohead
Sordid – Amon Tobin
Luminance – Cave In
Six Days – Dj Shadow
Hawaii 5-0 – The Ventures
Stephanie Says – The Velvet Underground
Suspicious Minds – Elvis
Take Five – Dave Brubeck
Surf Lyre – Satan’s Pilgrims
I’m So Tired – Fugazi
The Witch – The Sonics
Deep Space 9mm – El P
Everything You’ve Done Wrong – Sloan
Across 110th Street – Bobby Womack
Speedway – Morrissey

I Wear Black On the Outside Because Black Is How I Feel On the Inside

admin — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 05:37:45 +0000

The Bum-Out Mix

Tracklist:
Wrong – Morrissey
Two Blue Lights – Songs: Ohia
Atlantic City – Bruce Springsteen
Cherry – Smashing Pumpkins
Wild Horses – The Flying Burrito Brothers
Jealous Guy – John Lennon
Baby Blue – The 13th Floor Elevators
Lovesong – The Cure
Little Wing – Jimmy Hendrix
You Don’t Know What You Got Until You Lose It – Bobby Hebb
It’s Over – Roy Orbison
Wicked Game – Chris Isaak
[I have no idea what song this is or who it's by]
That’s How Strong My Love Is – Otis Redding
It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World – James Brown
Believer – Richard Buckner
Always On My Mind – Willie Nelson
Beautiful Head – The National
There is a Light That Never Goes Out – The Smiths
Let It Be – The Beatles

Tie Your Shoes Already

admin — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:48:57 +0000

This mixtape was submitted by Mr. Sanford

Tracklist:
Only Shallow – My Bloody Valentine
Vapour Trail – Ride
We Own The Sky – M83
That Summer, At Home I Had Become The Invisible Boy – The Twilight Sad
The Hardest Walk – The Jesus and Mary Chain
No Winter, No Autumn – Moscow Olympics
Untitled – Sleepwall
Walk On The Moon – Asobi Seksu
Girl On A Motorbike – Swervedriver
Haywire – Bedhead
Give A Hint – Luminous Orange
Silver Screen [Demo] – Slowdive
The Greater Times – Electrelane
Sometimes – My Bloody Valentine
Lower Your Eyelids To Die With The Sun – M83

90/95 — The B-side

admin — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:21:58 +0000

A compilation of rap and hip-hop from 1990-1995

Tracklist:
Testarossa – Sir Mix A Lot
Cool Keith Housing Things – Ultramagnetic Mc’s
Strictly Business – EPMD
Verbal Intercourse – Raekwon
Release Yo Delf – Method Man
Roller Skating Jam Called “Saturdays” – De La Soul
Parents Just Don’t Understand – Dj Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
Streiht Up Menace – Mc Eiht
I’m the Fuckin’ Murderer – Spice 1
Product – Ice Cube
Real Muthaphuckin G’s – Easy E
Last Wordz – 2pac (featuring Ice T and Ice Cube)
Brooklyn Zoo – Old Dirty Bastard
Regulate – Warren G
Cantaloop (Flip Fantasia) – Us3
Represent – Nas
Method Man – Wu Tang Clan
Ice Ice Baby – Vanilla Ice

90/95

admin — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:55:09 +0000

A compilation of rap and hip-hop from 1990 through 1995
Tracklist:
The First Day of School – Ice Cube
When Will They Shoot – Ice Cube
No Nuts No Glory – Geto Boys
Holler If Ya Hear Me – 2pac
Players Ball – Outkast
Nuthin’ But a G Thang – Dr. Dre / Snoop Dogg
93 Til’ Infinity – Souls of Mischief
Fu-Gee-La – Fugees
Passing Me By – The Pharcyde
What’cha Want – Beastie Boys
And Ya Don’t Stop – Warren G
Bring the Pain – Method Man
They Reminisce Over You (T.R.O.Y.) – Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth
The Choice is Yours – Black Sheep
C.R.E.A.M. – Wu Tang Clan
Chief Rocka – Lords of the Underground
Mama Said Knock You Out – LL Cool J
Award Tour – Tribe Called Quest
The Humpty Dance – Digital Underground

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-22

admin — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 10:40:00 +0000

I’m pretty sure Eastbound and Down is the best show on television. #
Why don’t snakes have balls? … Because hardly any of them know how to dance. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-21

admin — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 10:40:00 +0000

Macbook flaw: battery gets hot right under where my hand sits while typing, so my hand sweats profusely and a white sweat crust develops. #
That was the hottest tweet in my twitter history …. twitstory. #
Furthermore. I’m listening to the Flying Burrito Brothers right now. #
@Neilofsteel There are tons of PHP event calendars you can get: http://bit.ly/12z1dT Probably not placeable, but beggars cant be choosers. #
My friend Greg juggles for a living. He’s awesome: http://gregbennick.com/ #

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-20

admin — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:40:00 +0000

I hate to say this, but I might just have to un-follow Shaq. #
I just passed a chick in a Rock of Love jacket. Gross. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-19

admin — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 10:40:00 +0000

Man … Sometimes your co-workers announce that they’re quitting and moving to San Diego and you’re like, “Damn. I miss Southern California” #
For some reason I have the strange/shameful urge to listen to Metallica’s S&M album. This song’s stuck in my head: http://bit.ly/q3upd #
I hate how James Hetfield ends every sentence with ” … AH!” #
@gretchmo Because it’s 520. That road sucks. in reply to gretchmo #
Mixtape Podcast Episode Seven, courtesy of Zac B. – Blackout at Fort Awesome: http://www.destabilizer.org/category/podcasts/ #
I just did this and can assure you that the burpee prison workout will wreck you: http://tinyurl.com/4tmfxb #
Reece Witherspoon looks like the Michelin Man on the Tonight show right now. #

A Mixed CD From Zac – Blackout At Fort Awesome

admin — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:14:30 +0000

Tracklist:
The Pod – Hum
Excerpt – The Jazz June
Vapour Trail – Ride
More Than Ever – Bedhead
Crank – Catherine Wheel
Drop Your Head – Onelinedrawing
Alison – Slowdive
Cherry – Smashing Pumpkins
The Desperate Things You Made Me Do – Magnetic Fields
Loro – Pinback
Get Me Away From Here I’m Dying – Belle and Sebastian
I’m on Fire – Bruce Springsteen
I Want Out – Kind of Like Spitting
Pitseleh – Elliot Smith
Bleeder – Hot Water Music

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-18

admin — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:40:00 +0000

I totally have a stye on my eyelid. What fun! #
@bobbypadavick TOC respeck! #
@smingram shop at Amazon, bro. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-17

admin — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 10:40:00 +0000

It’s pretty cool how crazily out of shape I am. #
@Neilofsteel I often stop following people who tweet too much, but only if the tweets aren’t interesting or are mostly @’s <– most annoying in reply to Neilofsteel #
Sometimes I wonder if I should quit my job and find another one where I get to blow shit up for a living. #
MIxtape Podcast Episode 6: Here Come The Hits http://www.destabilizer.org/category/podcasts/ #

Here Come The Hits

admin — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:30:01 +0000

Tracklist:
Tired of Being Alone – Al Green
Fortunate Son – Creedence Clearwater Revival
Runaway – Elvis Presley
Chan Chan – Ry Cooder
Back in Black – AC/DC
Under My Thumb – The Rolling Stones
Space Oddity – David Bowie
Welcome To The Working Week – Elvis Costello
Gz and Hustlas – Snoop Dogg
Time – Pink Floyd
Jungle Love – Steve Miller Band
In The Fade – Queens of the Stone Age
The Fisherman – Leo Kottke
Boy Racer – Morrissey
My Way – Frank Sinatra
Babe I’m Gonna Leave You – Led Zepplin

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-16

admin — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:40:00 +0000

At the bar last night I alerted everyone during beer #4 that I wouldn’t remember anything after it. And I don’t. Perfect execution IMHO. #
I shaved my cat, Garth, this weekend. He’s displaying a new found sass with his lions mane and fur boots. He also has unflattering man-tits #

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-15

admin — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 10:40:00 +0000

I’m going to open a LOTR themed discount store called Bilbo Bargains. #
We eat at the local pho place so much that we’re not even offered menus anymore. Waitress said she even recognizes Kc’s voice on the phone #
Riding the bus. The working mans limousine. #
“It went from, like, zero to a million people in here in, like, two minutes!” #

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-14

admin — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 10:40:00 +0000

@bobbypadavick I’m pretty sure Stewart just did to Cramer and all of CNBC what he did to Crossfire. “Play 2:12″ in reply to bobbypadavick #
It’s Friday and I’ve been drinking since 3. Booyeah. #
@providence066 who the he’ll are you?!?!?!? #
Ah yes. The alley is alive with wonder tonight. Take it away loud arguing guy. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-13

admin — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 10:40:00 +0000

Trying to quantify the relative merits that make 50px superior to 20px. This is the BS you never hear about in design school. #
@jensjonason hubris #
Mixtape Podcast Episode 5: Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You’re An Asshole http://bit.ly/n7e22 #
The Bad Plus played in the lobby of my office today. They wailed even even while playing 10 feet from a Tully’s and a smoothie stand. #
ATTN @kasinator & @UiaraSereia77 http://bit.ly/kizHe #
Jameson; the thinking man’s Jack Daniels. #
“She’d be really cute if it wasn’t for her face.” #

Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You’re an Asshole

admin — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 22:26:27 +0000

Why Do I Lie? – Luscious Jackson
Sierra – Cursive
Scatterbrain – Radiohead
Mike Mills – Air
Come Into – Enon
From Hank to Hendrix – Neil Young
Master Plan – My Morning Jacket
Lifeboat – Nathaniel Merriweather
Sour Times – Portishead
Dirty Trip – Air
Consequence – The Notwist
James – Josh Rouse
200 Reasons Why – The Lost Patrol
This Place is a Prison – The Postal Service
On a Joyride – Cody Chesnutt
Supernaturally – Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-12

admin — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:40:00 +0000

@Neilofsteel Have you seen the gorillas at the Woodland Park Zoo? It’s sad. They’d be plotting too if they weren’t so depressed. in reply to Neilofsteel #
@senders I’m pretty sure you’re eating a Red-Delicious apple. They’re THE WORST. Go Pink Lady or go home. haha. in reply to senders #
The website for the sandwich place at my office: sub-shops.com … forgetting that second S makes a BIG difference. #
@jensjonason Never let anyone tell you you’re not “detail oriented.” in reply to jensjonason #

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-11

admin — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 10:40:00 +0000

“I’LL STOOP TO THAT! SURE I WOULD!” #
I added up my calorie intake from yesterday and realized that my diet consists mostly of beer, soda and cookies … You only go around once. #
“Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re not after you” #
Well here’s some shitty news I wasn’t aware of until just now: http://bit.ly/MGZXU #
Great Thomas Friedman article in NYT: http://tinyurl.com/bqq892 … Doom. #
Jesus. Twitter has become a basic-cable-celebrity circle jerk. #
An estimated 1 million dogs in the US are the primary beneficiary in their owner’s will. #
MIxtape Podcast, episode 4: Bellingham Can Suck It http://bit.ly/Pi5x My friend Dan did this one. #

Bellingham Can Suck It

admin — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:41:03 +0000

The Leaves Have Left Us – Library Tapes
Folkways Orange – Hrsta
For Wanda – A Silver Mt Zion
Welcome – Denali
We Say Goodbye to Ourselves – Eluvium
Building My Own Coffin – The Burning Paris
Frida Kahlo – Rachels
My Donal – Amalgamated Sons of Rest
Dog Years – Aughra & Mosh Patrol
When Sorrow Shoots Her Darts – Set Fire To Flames
Blessed Are We Who Seem to be Losers – Hrsta
Let’s Go Walking – Ida
Why She Swallows Bullets and Stones – Esmerine
Coutances – Dick Annegarn
Lord I Hate Your Day – Grails
Swan Street – 3

(This mixtape submitted by Dan)

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-10

admin — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 10:40:00 +0000

Why the hell are there always pubes on the rim of urinals? Male pattern BALLdness? They sure as hell aren’t mine. Savages! #
I don’t think monkeys should be kept in zoos. I kinda think zoos shouldn’t even exist. Humans are the arrogant pricks of the animal kingdom. #
@neilofsteel Old ladies have it coming. in reply to Neilofsteel #
Family Guy contends that every cab driver carries a gun. Is this true? #
I get all my facts from Family Guy #
Ask and ye shall receive. Captain Ron is on TBS right now. AWESOME! #
Destabilizer Mixtape Podcast Episode 3 – Canadian Tuxedo Motherfucker: http://bit.ly/Nvl7d #

Canadian Tuxedo Mother Fucker

admin — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 06:48:01 +0000

Tracklist:
Denim Demon – Turbonegro
A Cry For Help In a World Gone Mad – Agent Orange
The Wedge – Dick Dale and the Deltones
Till the End of the Day – The Kinks
New Math – Drive Like Jehu
Audit in Progress – Hot Snakes
Savoir Faire – Rocket From the Crypt
Boom Swagger Boom – Murder City Devils
Night Train – Guns N Roses
6 Pack – Mike Patton
Hallie Does Hebron – Propagandhi
Regress No Way – 7 Seconds
Political Song for Reba Mcentire to Sing – Roy
This Cold – John Frusciante
Don’t Let Me Be Mistunderstood – The Animals
Territorial Pissings – Nirvana

Two Wrongs Don’t Make A Right, But Three Lefts Do

admin — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:17:07 +0000

Tracklist:
GENERAL P. COUNTERINTELLIGENCE: TARGET=37:47:36N, 122:33:17W — General Patton V.S. The X-Ecutioners
Grounds For Divorce — Big Business
Meaningless — The Magnetic Fields
Whips and Furs (Vibrators) — Death Wish Kids
Walk Among the Cobras, Pt. 2 — Dan Sartain
Regret — The Sultans
We Don’t Fuck Around — The Hookers
Dinner With the President — The Evens
Black and White — The dBs
So It Goes — Nick Lowe
Pussy Titty — Dan Reeder
Long Promised Road — The Beach Boys
Sweats + Shakes — Fuses
Easy Livin’ — Uriah Heep
Little Volcano — Dead Milkmen
Lil’ Naked — Demolition Doll Rods

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-09

admin — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:40:00 +0000

Mixtape podcast episode 2 is here: http://bit.ly/PSgZa I’ve got a bunch more that I’ll be putting up in the next few days. #
@Neilofsteel Tried that in the past w/disappointing results. Ppl don’t follow through or make crap & you get too many cds to sift through. in reply to Neilofsteel #
@Neilofsteel I’m envisioning a podcast with multiple contributors and semi-regular releases that are reliably good. in reply to Neilofsteel #
@chriscab I’m into it. I’ve even already got a “sad bastard” mix done. What do you think of taking the best from RCMTC and podcasting them? in reply to chriscab #

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-08

admin — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 10:40:00 +0000

@Neilofsteel I already did. Will tweet with a link later. Updating site=weekend project. I want you to participate in this podcast biz too. #
iTunes rejected my podcast b/c there’s currently only 1 episode, but you, special twitter friend, can listen to it here: http://bit.ly/vndCV #
I’m working on podcast episode 2 right now. I’m not sure if I’m going to keep using the computer voice for the intros or not. #
Kc’s cat (Garth) is losing hair around the base of his tail. He looks kinda weird. He might need a butt toupee. #
Nuclear energy is going to be so awesome once we get that space elevator thing worked out and fire up some hot space fusion. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-07

admin — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 09:40:00 +0000

I decided to start doing a podcast. I submitted it to iTunes last night, so hopefully it gets approved. It slays. #
I would like to hire a washed up jockey to dress like an elf and shave my face while I sleep. I hate shaving. But I’m also scared of jockeys #
I love overhearing conversations where people make confident assertions about products seconds after saying they don’t use them. #
Movabletype is really cool except for the fact that editing your page templates is a complete nightmare. #
Most people who go to great lengths because they think they are doing something important are actually doing something ridiculous. #
Let’s just cut the crap and do something ridiculous. #
Damn. iTunes rejected my podcast. Back to the drawing board. #
“Modeling is all about faking it” —Paulina Porizkova #

Assassins Do It From Behind

admin — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 08:13:33 +0000

This mixtape is worth 25 scene points.

Tracklist:
Big Take Over — Bad Brains
Raisans — Dinosaur Jr.
So Long — Fats Domino
Young Girls — Dan Sartain
Walk of Shame — The Sultans
It’s Done — Billy No Mates
No One Wants an Alien — The Wipers
Bullet — The Misfits
White Faces — Roky Erickson
Gino is a Coward — Gino Washington
Be Forewarned — Pentagram
9 — The Wolves
Heart of Gold — Neil Young
Cohesion — Minutemen
Give it Up — Curtis Mayfield
Who Knows? Who Cares? — Scream
Ain’t Nothin’ to Do — The Dead Boys
Marie Provost — Nick Lowe
It’s Only Death — Testors
Everything Turns Grey — Agent Orange
That Woman’s Gonna Break Your Heart — Thin Lizzy

Keepin’ it Real

The Frenchman — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:41:41 +0000

At the Drive-in – Arcarsenal (Live @ Big Day Out ’01)

The Frenchman — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:19:00 +0000

How NOT to remove a palm tree from your yard

The Frenchman — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:15:00 +0000

She’s gonna make our dreams come true! Hillary Clinton!

The Frenchman — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:21:00 +0000

Everybody smoke weed and drive!

The Frenchman — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:00:00 +0000

I want to fuck you

The Frenchman — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:18:00 +0000

bust a nut

The Frenchman — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:17:00 +0000

Punch anyone who buys this

The Frenchman — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:39:00 +0000

The Frenchman — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 00:38:00 +0000

Dan Savage takes on homophobe Huckabee supporters.

The Frenchman — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 22:21:00 +0000

I love Dan Savage.

A bird poops in a reporters mouth live on the air.

The Frenchman — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:59:00 +0000

"Anonymous" declares war on Scientology

The Frenchman — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:00:00 +0000

This is freaking weird:

Jerry O’Connell as Tom Cruise

The Frenchman — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:46:00 +0000

Quentin Tarantino on the gayness of Top Gun

The Frenchman — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:10:00 +0000

Greg Palast and Robert F Kennedy: Voter fraud, the Bush administration and corporate media

The Frenchman — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:52:00 +0000

How to rig an election

The Frenchman — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:47:00 +0000

David Lynch on the iPhone

The Frenchman — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:07:00 +0000

Penn & Teller’s Bullshit: The Bible

The Frenchman — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:51:00 +0000

Dog lover

The Frenchman — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 23:45:00 +0000

GOLD FRONTS!

The Frenchman — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 20:16:00 +0000

"Hide the Dick:" A fun game for art class

The Frenchman — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:35:00 +0000

Bill Murray

The Frenchman — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:34:00 +0000

Genesis 19; Total Insanity

The Frenchman — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:57:00 +0000

Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris are douche bags

The Frenchman — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:58:00 +0000

Chuck Norris is a douche

The Frenchman — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 00:47:00 +0000

Not the Daily Show

The Frenchman — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:21:00 +0000

Dave Chappelle in London

The Frenchman — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:38:00 +0000

Smoking Crack in Hells Kitchen

The Frenchman — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 00:43:00 +0000

Ron Paul for the win

The Frenchman — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:56:00 +0000

Shakira Featuring Danzig "Hips Don’t Lie"

The Frenchman — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:22:00 +0000

Wing Suit

The Frenchman — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:59:00 +0000

Naomi Wolfe – The End of America

The Frenchman — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 00:01:00 +0000

How to make meth

The Frenchman — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:15:00 +0000

If you actually try this you are an idiot.

Star Wars Trumpet

The Frenchman — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:36:00 +0000

FAIL!

The Frenchman — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:51:00 +0000

Hoof Hearted

The Frenchman — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:56:00 +0000

Quite possibly the best prank ever pulled.

The Frenchman — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:32:00 +0000

BAJRANG – The He-Man

The Frenchman — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:03:00 +0000

Bloodhound Gang – Screwing You On The Beach At Night

The Frenchman — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:56:00 +0000

This is a parody of Chris Issac’s ‘Wicked Game’ video.

Funtown Auto

The Frenchman — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:51:00 +0000

Cautionary Tales of Swords

The Frenchman — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:43:00 +0000

The Idiot

The Frenchman — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:40:00 +0000

Best Handjob Ever

The Frenchman — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 06:41:00 +0000

Big Daddy Kane Drops the Mic

The Frenchman — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 22:41:00 +0000

Wilson Pickett – Land of a 1000 dances (1971)

The Frenchman — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 22:23:00 +0000

I’m a pug

The Frenchman — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 22:18:00 +0000

Internet Commenter Business Meeting

The Frenchman — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 21:52:00 +0000

Chan Chan

The Frenchman — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 21:34:00 +0000

The Power of Nightmares Part 1: Baby it’s Cold Outside

The Frenchman — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 21:02:00 +0000

N2DEEP – Back to the Hotel

The Frenchman — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 16:55:00 +0000

Miss Teen USA 2007 – South Carolina answers a question

The Frenchman — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:33:00 +0000

Jimi Hendrix – The Wind Cries Mary. Live in Stockholm, Sweden 1967.

The Frenchman — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:50:00 +0000

All the Rocky movies in 5 seconds

The Frenchman — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:00:00 +0000

Furry Lewis – When I lay my burden down

The Frenchman — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:49:00 +0000

Letterman at Mcdonald’s

The Frenchman — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:45:00 +0000

Elektronik Supersonik

The Frenchman — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 00:08:00 +0000

Total Eclipse of the Heart

The Frenchman — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 22:39:00 +0000

Classic Movie Trailers

The Frenchman — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 21:02:00 +0000

Lyre Bird – Imitating Sounds – David Attenborough

The Frenchman — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 21:00:00 +0000

Why does faith deserve respect?

The Frenchman — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 17:51:00 +0000

On a lighter note, George Carlin:

No Country for Old Men

The Frenchman — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 21:34:00 +0000

"Mac or PC" Music Video

The Frenchman — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 21:13:00 +0000

Go ninja, go ninja, go!

The Frenchman — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 21:10:00 +0000

Harold and Kumar 2

The Frenchman — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:38:00 +0000

Walk it Out Fosse

The Frenchman — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:37:00 +0000