Destabilizer

• At the bar last night I alerted everyone during beer #4 that I wouldn’t remember anything after it. And I don’t. Perfect execution IMHO. #
• I shaved my cat, Garth, this weekend. He’s displaying a new found sass with his lions mane and fur boots. He also has unflattering man-tits #

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• I’m going to open a LOTR themed discount store called Bilbo Bargains. #
• We eat at the local pho place so much that we’re not even offered menus anymore. Waitress said she even recognizes Kc’s voice on the phone #
• Riding the bus. The working mans limousine. #
• “It went from, like, zero to a million people in here in, like, two minutes!” #

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• @bobbypadavick I’m pretty sure Stewart just did to Cramer and all of CNBC what he did to Crossfire. “Play 2:12″ in reply to bobbypadavick #
• It’s Friday and I’ve been drinking since 3. Booyeah. #
• @providence066 who the he’ll are you?!?!?!? #
• Ah yes. The alley is alive with wonder tonight. Take it away loud arguing guy. #

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• Trying to quantify the relative merits that make 50px superior to 20px. This is the BS you never hear about in design school. #
• @jensjonason hubris #
• Mixtape Podcast Episode 5: Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You’re An Asshole http://bit.ly/n7e22 #
• The Bad Plus played in the lobby of my office today. They wailed even even while playing 10 feet from a Tully’s and a smoothie stand. #
• ATTN @kasinator & @UiaraSereia77 http://bit.ly/kizHe #
• Jameson; the thinking man’s Jack Daniels. #
• “She’d be really cute if it wasn’t for her face.” #

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• @Neilofsteel Have you seen the gorillas at the Woodland Park Zoo? It’s sad. They’d be plotting too if they weren’t so depressed. in reply to Neilofsteel #
• @senders I’m pretty sure you’re eating a Red-Delicious apple. They’re THE WORST. Go Pink Lady or go home. haha. in reply to senders #
• The website for the sandwich place at my office: sub-shops.com … forgetting that second S makes a BIG difference. #
• @jensjonason Never let anyone tell you you’re not “detail oriented.” in reply to jensjonason #

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• “I’LL STOOP TO THAT! SURE I WOULD!” #
• I added up my calorie intake from yesterday and realized that my diet consists mostly of beer, soda and cookies … You only go around once. #
• “Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re not after you” #
• Well here’s some shitty news I wasn’t aware of until just now: http://bit.ly/MGZXU #
• Great Thomas Friedman article in NYT: http://tinyurl.com/bqq892 … Doom. #
• Jesus. Twitter has become a basic-cable-celebrity circle jerk. #
• An estimated 1 million dogs in the US are the primary beneficiary in their owner’s will. #
• MIxtape Podcast, episode 4: Bellingham Can Suck It http://bit.ly/Pi5x My friend Dan did this one. #

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• Why the hell are there always pubes on the rim of urinals? Male pattern BALLdness? They sure as hell aren’t mine. Savages! #
• I don’t think monkeys should be kept in zoos. I kinda think zoos shouldn’t even exist. Humans are the arrogant pricks of the animal kingdom. #
• @neilofsteel Old ladies have it coming. in reply to Neilofsteel #
• Family Guy contends that every cab driver carries a gun. Is this true? #
• I get all my facts from Family Guy #
• Ask and ye shall receive. Captain Ron is on TBS right now. AWESOME! #
• Destabilizer Mixtape Podcast Episode 3 – Canadian Tuxedo Motherfucker: http://bit.ly/Nvl7d #

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