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• @keeltohellward http://t.co/qMzcsLje #
• @fmemoria See you in North Carolina, hahaha. in reply to fmemoria #

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• It would be way cooler if NYU stood for Not Your Underwear. #
• Douche level: Critical. #
• Anybody who thinks society should be sanitized for the sake of children can eat shit and die. #
• Job-Fair Pro-Tip: Wearing a suit and tie does nothing for you when you smell like curry and B.O. You'd be better off dressed like a chef. #
• @jensjonason It's what their tears are made of. in reply to jensjonason #
• I would never have guessed how much easier it is to have a puppy that's physically incapable of jumping onto or off of things. #dogsitting #

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• I have more animals than Noah. #
• This is disgusting. Fuck religion: http://t.co/u4BUsH6Y #
• Someone needs to take Mitt Romney on a windsurfing trip. #
• Today is Rush Day: 2/1/12 http://t.co/rZ0B1UAj #
• Its funny to me that iPads are considered "mobile" but laptops are not. I take my laptop everywhere. My iPad rarely leaves my couch. #

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• I hate Tom Waits. #
• I LOVE COFFEEEEEEEEE #
• Bacon Bits just aren't what they used to be. #
• I wonder if I can expense and intern to do my expenses. #
• It's nice when one of your favorite people has a run-in w/one of your lease favorite people & leaves w/the same bad impression. #vindication #
• Does Mitt Romney really think he can beat Obama? I predict a lot of the Republican base will be staying home this year. #
• http://t.co/fcodzvCj #

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• I tried to make a mixtape of my favorite Fugazi songs, then I realized it would be an 8-album-and-1-EP box-set. #
• This is awesome–Brands as analyzed by a 5 year old: http://t.co/j4iXx7f4 "A cheetah. A cheetah. A cheetah." #
• HBO GO is finally available for Time Warner Cable customers. I'll see everyone in in 4 months. #
• I kind of despise design pedantry. Rules are great until you write them down. #

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• @_ll_l @fmemoria "The goal is not to be better. The goal is to be MUCH better. Killers." in reply to _ll_l #

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• I wonder if the guys in Metallica ever go back & listen to their old albums & feel ashamed of what they've become. #
• This is why I do my job: http://t.co/2GcmoFY2 #
• @keeltohellward Zip plz? in reply to keeltohellward #
• @appleshampooID It's weak. Sounds like my dad & his friends spent a million dollars to make the kind of record they think kids listen to. in reply to appleshampooID #
• Are the Republicans still debating? I thought we'd already decided as a country that none of them have a snowball's chance in hell. #
• Remember when The Phantom Menace first came out & everyone said it would have been a masterpiece if only it were in 3D? Dreams do come true! #
• @keeltohellward Oh … I already have that album. I remember Wes posting about it way back when. Such a great name for a band. in reply to keeltohellward #
• @motleycrujones In the tiny format, you vaguely resemble HST, so it's not all bad. in reply to motleycrujones #

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• @proulxsie Mine too. Being awesome is demanding work. in reply to proulxsie #
• I've fallen OFF my bike plenty of times, but last night I stumbled over a bag of laundry in my hallway & fell ON my bike. #NextLevel #
• Go to school; get a job; get married; have kids; die. Being such a beautiful & unique snowflake must be exhausting. #
• Serious KBBQ hankering. Gonna have to trek out to Queens soon. #
• If you can find something that does 80% of what you need theres no point starting from scratch. Good designers borrow; great designers steal #

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• My favorite Italian crossover food is Vladimir Puttanesca. #
• It's weird when Facebook suggests I become friends with people who I know to be deceased. #
• Newt Gingrich is a fucking scumbag. #
• Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Finger-bang an orangutan, you can do it too! #
• If you looked at Mitt Romney's balls, you'd see Barack Obama. Take that to mean what you will … #
• Typical. #
• I'm single for at least the next 7 hours … Ladies. #

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• Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel. #
• Huge now has it's own private bathrooms for the first time. Right in the middle of the office. I wonder if anyone has or will poop in them. #
• VERMIN SUPREME #
• Fuck Joe Paterno.

  And fuck you if you think he's some kind of hero.
  #DeservesToBeDead #

• I was stoked when I found out HUGE is #9 on the Ad Age Agency A-List. Then I saw RazorFish is #4 which makes the whole thing questionable. #
• @bryanle Rollovers on mobile usually work as 2 click events. Tap to see hover, tap again to follow link. Depends on implementation, obv. in reply to bryanle #
• Wait … People actually go giraffe hunting? That sounds about as challenging & rewarding as shooting seagulls at the dump with a shotgun. #
• Whenever I hear ppl talk about going to grad school I just hear them talking about student loan debt, then I cackle to myself like a sultan. #
• @Neilofsteel I saw Heidi Klum in person once. Even while she was super pregnant: Would. in reply to Neilofsteel #

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