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Twitter Updates for 2010-08-19

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

"Hide your kids. Hide your wife. Hide your kids. Hide your wife. And hide your husbands, 'cause they're rapin everybody out here" #

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

"Why the fuck did't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? … Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?" #
This is the best online clothing merchandising I've seen in a long time: http://toykyokids.be/collection #
A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic horses up his ass.
The doctor described his condition as stable #
The Kindles screen is amazing. Under 400x magnification it looks most comparatively like a book. http://j.mp/b88KVB #
I keep reading all these articles; "There's still 80% of the oil in the gulf," like it's a big surprise. No shit. Where would it have gone? #
I'm assuming "dispersed" oil either creates a huge smoglike cloud or it evaporates w/water & comes down as rain. Either way it's fucked up. #
I heard they're putting in a mosque near one of the strip clubs by ground zero. Hallowed ground, I tell ya … #

Monday, August 16th, 2010

When did it become ok to say Shit on television? I suddenly hear it all the time. #
@peterjwolfgang The Wire season two is just there to mess with you. In retrospect you'll appreciate it's presence. in reply to peterjwolfgang #
I'm pretty good with a belt sander … Ladies. #

Sunday, August 15th, 2010

@appleshampooID I saw that you guys are weblabbing the right/left column flip again. I still think the incremental redesign strategy is dumb in reply to appleshampooID #
RT @kasinator “@Neilofsteel: 'Saw my first water bug today. Apparently they're the small ones.' that's a fuckin roach dude" quoted for truth #
US strippers, take note: http://www.wimp.com/indiangymnastics/ #
@MrRupak you only WISH you had those kind of mallakhamb skills. #

Saturday, August 14th, 2010

attn @amazon – Your associates site stripe causes the VOD flash player to crash. Not surprising. Your front end is generally shit. #

Friday, August 13th, 2010

Thursday, August 12th, 2010

Plain Jane pilot show pitch: "We've got a great idea for a show. We give homely chicks that little push they need to look slutty!" #

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010

This ALMOST makes me want to start collecting comic books—Archie vs. The Punisher: http://bit.ly/99U299 #
I don't know how old this kid is, but he drums better than a lot of adults I know: http://youtu.be/nByWAVeYhhI #
This guy is living large – 72 rooms on Bowery & Spring (Manhattan) Paid 102k 42 years ago. Daaaaamn: http://bit.ly/1bI437 #
Last.fm is better for a lot of reasons, but when it comes to recommendations, Pandora is tops. #