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Twitter Updates for 2012-04-06

Friday, April 6th, 2012

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Twitter Updates for 2012-04-05

Thursday, April 5th, 2012
  • "I love this font they're using. I wonder what it is."

    *Checks WhatTheFont*

    "God dammit! It's just Futura." #

  • Every time I'm on the iPhone I'm like, "I'll tap that." #
  • Would. #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-04-04

Wednesday, April 4th, 2012
  • I'm in a cab and I swear it's the cab driver's first day. #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-04-03

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2012
  • David Cross is sitting 50ft away from me eating dinner & my non-douchebag-fan principles dictate that I'm not allowed to do anything. Dammit #
  • My dog won't eat gummy bears. What a dick. #
  • You know what would be super cool?

    A blast freezer. #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-04-02

Monday, April 2nd, 2012
  • News flash: KISS sucks. #
  • GAME OF THRONES!!! #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-04-01

Sunday, April 1st, 2012
  • @mgallivan also Rutledge Wood has all the gravitas of an 8th grader. He doesn't hold a candle to Jeremy Clarkson. in reply to mgallivan #
  • Any time you walk into a bar that has more than 20 taps, don't order a lager. #
  • To varying extremes, all authority is fake. #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-03-31

Saturday, March 31st, 2012
  • @fmemoria will you get me one?? in reply to fmemoria #
  • *PUNCH*

    "I guess you win by disqualification. You're the champ. Soak it up tomato-face." #

  • American Top Gear is unbelievably horrible. The British version is so good and this is so bad. How did this happen. Embarrassing. #
  • Went to Pacifico tonight. Service SUCKED. Hostess acted all indignant when we left a $6 tip on a $100 tab. Fuck them. #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-03-30

Friday, March 30th, 2012
  • Embrace mobile or watch it kill you. #
  • @proulxsie elfa shelves or go home. in reply to proulxsie #
  • There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: 'Not today'. #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-03-29

Thursday, March 29th, 2012
  • "It's not a matter of being picky, it's about getting what you want." #

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Twitter Updates for 2012-03-28

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012
  • Fat people who smile too much.

    Dotcom. #

  • Cowboys also wear skinny jeans you know. #
  • The more people you love, the weaker you are.

    Winter is coming. #

  • The biggest sticking point in my relationship is that my wife is a hillbilly. #
  • Tyrian Lannister: baller status. #
  • All men are made of water. Do you know this? If you pierce them, the water leaks out, and they die. #

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