Destabilizer

Twitter Updates for 2012-05-19

admin — Sat, 19 May 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Through carefully managed religious discovery I bet you could get away with not going to work in December at all. #
When Rob Halford wrote, "Ram it Down," & "Hell Bent for Leather," why didn't anybody else in Judas Priest mention that it sounds hella gay? #

Twitter Updates for 2012-05-17

admin — Thu, 17 May 2012 17:40:00 +0000

"Do you know this person from [place you used to work]"
"No, but she was there for more than 2 years which means she probably sucks." #
"Clients without vision get shit." — David Skokna #

Twitter Updates for 2012-05-16

admin — Wed, 16 May 2012 17:40:00 +0000

ITT: Hilarious excuses in work emails — "I have to go bartend a fundraiser for my girlfriend's non-profit." #
Have 1 cat & 1 dog. Get catnip spray. Put on dog. EpicLulz.avi #

Twitter Updates for 2012-05-15

admin — Tue, 15 May 2012 17:40:00 +0000

@proulxsie You want this: http://t.co/avVsbKpJ in reply to proulxsie #
"I'm so tan now that being skinny isn't really important." #

Twitter Updates for 2012-05-12

admin — Sat, 12 May 2012 17:40:00 +0000

"Just wash your butt-hole. That's all I ask." #
I just opened a beer with my iPhone. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-05-11

admin — Fri, 11 May 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Why on earth does The Expendables 2 not come out 'til August? How can anyone wait that long!?!? #
Sad days. I'm gonna miss you buddy. #Garth http://t.co/UCuFifvN #

Twitter Updates for 2012-05-10

admin — Thu, 10 May 2012 17:40:00 +0000

"Your family is too goddamn big to have any fun." #
@proulxsie you should do a Beach Boys chronology next. Also, Elvis. You'll just realize every band gets better when they get into drugs. in reply to proulxsie #
@proulxsie Beach Boys don't disappoint. Surf's Up is an amazing record. in reply to proulxsie #

Twitter Updates for 2012-05-09

admin — Wed, 09 May 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Is it possible that I just finally caught up on expenses after 3 months? no way. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-05-07

admin — Mon, 07 May 2012 17:40:00 +0000

"I have an Android … Which means my battery's dead." #

Twitter Updates for 2012-05-06

admin — Sun, 06 May 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Thin Lizzy is the greatest band of all time. #
You know how Snoopy was a Beagle & didn't look anything like a Beagle?
Charles Shulz couldn't draw dogs for shit. #
Whenever you start to feel like a real big shot, remember that we're all talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe #
"He had a perfectly wonderful loving marriage … The last one." — Some old lady at the diner. #
Real talk: http://t.co/EFI3yHIa #

Twitter Updates for 2012-05-04

admin — Fri, 04 May 2012 17:40:00 +0000

When making mobile sites/apps, one of your top priorities should be to keep the user from ever having to use a keypad. Typing sucks. #
@aaronSkelly I know right!?! YOU HAVE ONE THING TO GET RIGHT IN THE MORNING! in reply to aaronSkelly #
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. #
Drunk guy with too much money: thanks for all the drinks. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-05-03

admin — Thu, 03 May 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I'm tired of logging into things. #
Remember when Zach Braff was famous? LOL. #
@proulxsie Yes. Right after we all get NFC chips implanted in our hands. in reply to proulxsie #
@proulxsie FYI: Kc also wants to do the farm internship thing. She's looked into it. in reply to proulxsie #
Grooveshark has the best mobile website ever built. Done largely as a fuck-you to Apple. Unreal. http://t.co/FqnP9M8x #
@senders Def Apple. See: http://t.co/49dr8ICk — They've been encouraging ppl to jailbreak b/c they got rejected from the app store. #Respect in reply to senders #

Twitter Updates for 2012-05-02

admin — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Rockin Android hard. Realizing standards are just guidelines. Even Apple is wicked inconsistent with their own HIG. Do what makes sense. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-30

admin — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I'd be more worried about the Chinese taking over the world if I didn't love pork fried rice so much. #
"Who knows, maybe Jesus was just trying to land the fishes and loaves account." #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-29

admin — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

@Neilofsteel Troll 2 is one of the only 90 minute movies I've seen that feels like its 3 hours long. in reply to Neilofsteel #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-28

admin — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

If you're at a keyboard right now, raise your right hand in the air & type the word stewardess. It feels awesome, right? #
At the end of the day, I don't give a fuck what it looks like if it isn't easy to use. #
@gretchmo @kasinator It says right on the package "Do not take with alcohol" … That's why I only smoke weed when I'm sick. in reply to gretchmo #
"I don't care who you are, I'm not taking a picture with you at a concentration camp." #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-27

admin — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I just got into @Everlane. I get $5 for doing this: https://t.co/fm3Ipgz1 #
Life is funny. Growth is revealing. #
Realizing what you don't want to be will motivate & propel you exponentially further than realizing what you do want to be. #
Fucking TiVo. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-26

admin — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Fingernails are really just booger shovels. #
My favorite thing to do on Facebook is lurk the profiles of the epic douchebags I know, chuckle to myself, & then feel better about life. #
If I were a chef in Taiwan I would start a new food trend & call it Tai food just to confuse suburban Americans. #
I'm totally gonna invent an app that just extracts the bikini pics from your female friends Facebook profiles. It would be such a timesaver. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-24

admin — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I'm pretty sure 'miserable clients' are an artifact of miserable client management. #
I bet Janis Joplin had a super gross vadge. #
My favorite trait of humanity: They learn. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ….. THEY LEARN!!!!!! #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-22

admin — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

@_ll_l Check this out: http://t.co/vVLvryjJ #
How are culottes still a thing? #
The Floor: Any home's biggest shelf. #
Isn't every week Earth Week? Earth is generally where I am all year. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-20

admin — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

The men's bathroom in the Laguardia baggage-claim is disgusting and there's no soap. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-18

admin — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

You grow old & die while kids take your place. #
I was watching Charlie Rose interview this Rhodes Scholar on his show earlier & it really struck me how neither ever used the term dick-face #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-17

admin — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

85 degrees in April!?
What the Duke boys didn't know is that everything's going to be on fire this summer. #
This summer, some news reporter will capture video of a bald eagle literally on fire, & after that, everyone will believe in global warming #
This summer, supermarkets in Dallas will only sell hard boiled eggs, & after that, everyone will believe in global warming. #
This summer, people with windmills will be the only ones with air conditioning, & after that, everyone will believe in global warming. #
This summer, millions of people will realize drinking fountains used to be a thing, & after that, everyone will believe in global warming. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-15

admin — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Say what you want about Courtney Love, 'Live Through This' is a great record. Probably because Kurt wrote it, but whatever. #
"Nice boys don't play rock n' roll." #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-14

admin — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Protip: wearing a light sweater over a button-down, lets you go to client meetings without ironing your shirt. #NextLevelLazy #
"The girls there had nice bodies, but their faces were kinda busted."
"Whatever. You don't look at the mantle while you're pokin the fire." #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-13

admin — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Fuck the world. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-12

admin — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

People in North Carolina are super nice. #
I have effectively replaced the term "Man up" in my vocabulary with, "Put your dick on." It's way better. You should too. #
Almost anybody can be a psychotherapist if you just take the "the" out of it. #
"It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die." — HST #
Gay guys get all the chicks. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-10

admin — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Ginger or Mary Anne? Mary Anne. No question. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-08

admin — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

If you say "beer can" in an English accent it sounds like "bacon" in a Jamaican accent. #SmokeWeedEveryday #
"Ebay of pigs!!!" #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-07

admin — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Good Friday: The day Jews celebrate killing Jesus, & Christians celebrate the fact that zombies can't be killed. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-06

admin — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Failed Discovery Channel pitches: Shart Week. #
http://t.co/JxbAqdOP #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-05

admin — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

"I love this font they're using. I wonder what it is."
*Checks WhatTheFont*

"God dammit! It's just Futura." #
Every time I'm on the iPhone I'm like, "I'll tap that." #
Would. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-04

admin — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I'm in a cab and I swear it's the cab driver's first day. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-03

admin — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

David Cross is sitting 50ft away from me eating dinner & my non-douchebag-fan principles dictate that I'm not allowed to do anything. Dammit #
My dog won't eat gummy bears. What a dick. #
You know what would be super cool?
A blast freezer. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-02

admin — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

News flash: KISS sucks. #
GAME OF THRONES!!! #

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-01

admin — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 17:40:00 +0000

@mgallivan also Rutledge Wood has all the gravitas of an 8th grader. He doesn't hold a candle to Jeremy Clarkson. in reply to mgallivan #
Any time you walk into a bar that has more than 20 taps, don't order a lager. #
To varying extremes, all authority is fake. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-31

admin — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

@fmemoria will you get me one?? in reply to fmemoria #
*PUNCH*
"I guess you win by disqualification. You're the champ. Soak it up tomato-face." #
American Top Gear is unbelievably horrible. The British version is so good and this is so bad. How did this happen. Embarrassing. #
Went to Pacifico tonight. Service SUCKED. Hostess acted all indignant when we left a $6 tip on a $100 tab. Fuck them. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-30

admin — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Embrace mobile or watch it kill you. #
@proulxsie elfa shelves or go home. in reply to proulxsie #
There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: 'Not today'. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-29

admin — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

"It's not a matter of being picky, it's about getting what you want." #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-28

admin — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Fat people who smile too much.
Dotcom. #
Cowboys also wear skinny jeans you know. #
The more people you love, the weaker you are.
Winter is coming. #
The biggest sticking point in my relationship is that my wife is a hillbilly. #
Tyrian Lannister: baller status. #
All men are made of water. Do you know this? If you pierce them, the water leaks out, and they die. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-27

admin — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I bet Janis Joplin was filthy in the sack. And by that I mean she never showered and slept in a dirty old sleeping bag. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-26

admin — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Things overheard at Mile End: "Sick moccasins!" & "Killer brunch, bro!" … Different people. #
I snack because I'm actually thirsty sometimes. I have a dumb mouth. Also, pineapple juice is hella bomb. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-23

admin — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I love iPhone fads. Everyone was into Draw Something for exactly 3 days. #
@bryanle It looks nice, yes, but I have no idea why it's there. in reply to bryanle #
Trying too hard ruins everything. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-22

admin — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

The Christian Science Monitor would be way cooler if it were a secretive agency monitoring science like Chris Hansen monitors pedophiles. #
Sick of it All – Scratch the Surface on max volume. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-21

admin — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Sometimes you realize your 20-something friends are just as your 50-something friends were 30-something years ago. #NothingNewUnderTheSun #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-18

admin — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I just realized I celebrated by 2-year anniversary at huge by spending the night there. Good times. #
TODAY EVERY GIRL IS NAMED MEGAN!!! #
Playing U2 on St Patrick's day just reminds everyone of the most embarrassing thing Ireland has ever produced. #
I DECLARE THIS DAY "THIN LIZZY DAY!" #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-17

admin — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

@amarides holy crap … Is Braid still a band? Jesus. in reply to amarides #
Have your toenails ever grown out so far that it feels like you're wearing shoes even when you're barefoot?
Yeah? Me neither. #
Gordelícia #
Punching the Clown is a great movie. Watch it. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-16

admin — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I will force feed you your own teeth. #
Sometimes watching a total fox break someone else's arm is the best remedy. #
Some people will say Van Halen is nothing without David Lee Roth. I just wish Eddie Van Halen would die of cancer. #
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ #
I'm hella drunk. Which disproves the clasyness of first-class. Cos' that's how I got here. Fuck you. #
All male flight attendants are gay.
Don't agree? You're in the wrong occupation. Queen. #
High fives and stage dives. #
I just realized tomorrow is Friday. Dammit. #
FUNCTION AT THE CENTER … #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-15

admin — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

At this point I don't need a vacation, I need to respawn. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-14

admin — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Tom Waits is the kind of guy you grow to really really hate. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-13

admin — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

If bears didn't shit in the woods it would make the line at Starbucks pretty fuckin' weird. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-11

admin — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

In a world of personalized recommendations, the thing I want most is an interesting human being who has a point of view. #
Leatherface might be the most underrated band ever. #
Make friends before you make enemies. #
Remember in school when the teacher was like, "You're not going to carry a calculator around with you every day"? I showed her. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-10

admin — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

“Teenage Kicks” by The Undertones is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/PSqrHBs8 #
“Bang Bang You're Dead” by The Enemy is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/TCbsSIHB #
@jessless Story telling was the first kind of user experience. in reply to jessless #
I have the best job. Fuck the dumb shit. I own you. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-09

admin — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Last night the team had a good cry at the bar and then compared feet. #letsdrinksomethingtogether #
Taco Bell's Tacos Locos Taco is a gimmick. Delicious, but still a gimmick. The mexi-melt is still the best of their menu items. #
FYI http://t.co/yxLHsYKd #
Listen to Captain Beyond all afternoon? Fuck it, I'm in. #
Sometimes you're handed design comps that are so bad they actually just make you sad. Thank god no one I work with did them. #
@gretchmo It's not a vibe. Seattle is a SMALL FUCKING TOWN. The entire downtown core is a mile across. in reply to gretchmo #
"The edge; there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."—HST #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-08

admin — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I'm going to start a laxative company and call it "21 Dump Street." #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-07

admin — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Sat through a bonafide Ad Sales pitch for the first time today. Dude said "synergies" within the first 30 seconds. Amazing. #
Lavalife would be way cooler if it was actually about volcanos. #
The cab ride home from the airport is one of my all-time favorite New York experiences. It can't be duplicated anywhere else. #WelcomeBack #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-06

admin — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Who says girls can't fight? http://t.co/sG91w7KQ #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-04

admin — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Drop everything and listen to AC/DC. Right now. #
"When removing the old toilet seat, use caution. That's not just rust on those bolts, it's piss-rust." #
I love responsive design because when I'm doing 15 things at once, it's nice to know that one of those 15 things is also 15 more things. #
@marceloeduardo cc: @fmemoria re: http://t.co/ZbsLd193 — Forget college. Let's just hire this kid. in reply to marceloeduardo #
Mend the first break, kill the first snake, and conquer everything you undertake. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-03

admin — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

The air is sooooo dry. My fingers are a chapped mess. #
“Givin' Up the Nappy Dugout” by Ice Cube is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/l8GStjci #
14-year-old Josh just reached through the decades to high five 30-year-old Josh. This made my week. http://t.co/KtehESAd #
Context: http://t.co/zt5u0zuJ #Favorites #
You only go around once. #
Thrive on pressure. Make it say "fuck you." Sleep is the cousin of death. Glory is a red herring. #Pride #
"If you're good, you work too much." #
Extremes are the only indication that you're alive. #
You couldn't be uglier. Catch fire and die. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-03-01

admin — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Kill people, burn shit, fuck school. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-29

admin — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I just at a sausage egg and cheese biscuit from Starbucks and I'm perfectly OK with that. Quite enjoyed it actually. #LoveTerribleFood #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-28

admin — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Should I be embarrassed to say I really dig this record? Probably … http://t.co/QPqVDfKE #
Trying to quit all my bad habits. I'll quit chugging coffee right after I quit procrastinating. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-27

admin — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Sheer willpower will prevent me from getting sick.
That & generous handfulls of zinc & vitamin C. #
@senders I want to start an airline called All Business Air. Yr only allowed on if you've flown 5 times on any airline in the prev year. in reply to senders #
"God damn I love bitches. Especially when they only suck dick and wash dishes." – Tyler the Creator #
#CNN #OTRC & other news media: If I want to know what ppl are saying on twitter, I go to twitter. You don't seem relevant you seem retarded. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-26

admin — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Jesus died because he was weak. #
@Megan_Man If Jesus is so tough he's more than welcome to make good on his threat, come back, & while he's here, try to beat me up. in reply to Megan_Man #
@fmemoria @thadeum @saddi @marceloeduardo http://t.co/6jVfR5nb Damn … #
The fight card tonight is freaking STACKED: http://t.co/RWxUndMV http://t.co/14ZYriKR #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-25

admin — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Oscar preview shows are RIDICULOUS. "ZOMG Kate Winslet!!!" #
I'm thinking about going into the office this weekend and building a micro half-pipe in the empty space by my desk. #LowesWeekendProjects #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-24

admin — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

There should be a Four Square badge for eating breakfast, lunch and dinner in an airport. #
The net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it — John Gilmore #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-23

admin — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

If Bono is your style icon, you're doing it wrong. #
Gee, airlines, I wonder why all the window and aisle seats are open & all the middle seats are booked? Oh, look at that, they all cost $25. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-22

admin — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I'm going to listen to Del all day long. #
PayPal is such crap. #
In case you were wondering, Key and Peele is not at all funny. #
This reeks of desperation. Microsoft playing on fear. Weak: http://t.co/tjtiCIXx #
The fact that Clear is all gesture based and doesn't have undo SUCKS. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-21

admin — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I love when people who don't drink offer their super insightful opinions about what's going to be the next big thing in brewing. #
Starbucks has one of the most over designed apps I've ever seen. #
Dude … Guys … You can buy stuff hella cheap on ebay. #
Pshh … My mom was named Lin way before it was cool. #
Hyperbolic declarative statements annoy me way more than they should. #
"I'm riding the same wave, bro." #
Anti-intellectualism has been nurtured by the false notion that democracy means 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'— Asimov #
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-20

admin — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

"If you had civil rights voted on, I'd be sitting in the back of the bus & with a bad eye driver you'd be sitting next to me." – Al Sharpton #
The internet should start a new meme where people kick the shit out of Chris Brown on sight. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-19

admin — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I have a really hard time feeling bad when a crackhead dies. Even one who was in a movie w/Kevin Costner & stole a song from Dolly Parton. #
Being proud of where you came from is easy. Succeeding in spite of where you came from is hard. #
Whenever I get to thinking how much I hate Rick Santorum, I take comfort knowing that he lived to see one of his children die. #
Please join me in an effort to replace "LOL" with "Lowell." It's much more fun. #
Useful/interesting pee & poop information: http://t.co/mum9fUtT
http://t.co/iQ5UO8xj #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-18

admin — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Whiskey always seems like such a good idea … #
Checkered bathroom floor: fuck you. #TheHangover #
The fact that I've puked into the office toilet way more times than I've puked into my own is a testament to what a dedicated employee I am. #
Whenever I have a really bad hangover, I like to imagine I'm a contestant on a game show called, "Which End Will It Come Out Of Next" #
@Hugeinc really needs a cool, dark, quiet place where one can just lay down for a few minutes. #CultureOfDrinking #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-17

admin — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

"You're not an artist, Peggy, you solve problems. Leave some tools in the toolbox." #
No one looks as foolish as the one who barges in with bad information. #
When my dad was 30 he played drums in a band on a stage wrapped in chicken wire. #
Seattle: Where alcohol, cocaine, heroin and oxycontin are super popular for a reason. #
@Zane_Hart Fuck Zooey Deschanel in the face. I do hope she gets over that cold though … Oh … That's her normal voice? … What a shame. in reply to Zane_Hart #
Whiskey: nectar of the gods. #
Anybody who thinks I look like Curt Conain has no idea what birdshot does to the human scull. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-16

admin — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

If Facebook has taught me anything, it's that most kids who shoot for the stars end up hitting the trash. #
Ricky Gervais is a twat. #
@appleshampooID Skip right to Most Helpuful Positive/Negative Reviews. Or go to a site with expertise on the subject. in reply to appleshampooID #
The best thing that could ever happen to Barack Obama is to have Rick Santorum nominated as the GOP candidate. #
#RulesOfLife Everyone you admire will die too soon. Everyone you hate will live forever. #
What's the disgusting smell? Oh, right, the news cycle is covered in santorum. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-15

admin — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

@marceloeduardo I know things, and yes. in reply to marceloeduardo #
“Where Is My Mind” by Nada Surf is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/hWRVrKJV #thisismyjam #
@Zane_Hart Half windsor or go home. in reply to Zane_Hart #
I hate the English. #
@bryanle I make that argument all the time. Then I sit in usability studies dumbfounded by how utterly dim people are. in reply to bryanle #
@bryanle I think the secret is planned evolution. Video games teach you basic gameplay at the start & get much more complex as you progress. in reply to bryanle #
@bryanle Did my mom understand hash tags and @ replies when twitter launched? No. She does now though … #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-14

admin — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Skrillex is the Mighty Mighty Bosstones of the 21st century. #
The funny thing about all the internet outrage over Chris Brown is that every post ensures he stays famous longer. Free publicity. #
Though I'm as guilty as anyone for designing them, I'm sick of websites w/a giant image taking up 3/4 of the above the fold space. #Lazy #
Google. Seriously. I get it. You're changing your privacy policy. You've only told me 4,000 times now. #
Whoever does info-graphics at NYT is a Jedi. (@_ll_l?) http://t.co/TPsFObgH #
@marceloeduardo Heh. Duh. I guess I should've seen he's credited right there. This is one of my favorite things: http://t.co/8jNzQ9pB in reply to marceloeduardo #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-13

admin — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Wanna see a completely depressing documentary about shitty rich people? The Art of the Steal. #
The people in charge of interaction design for Microsoft Word should be rounded up and shot. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-12

admin — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I'm not a designer; I identify horizontal corporate synergies across business verticals to facilitate user-centric transformational change. #
@aaronshapiro congratulations on being the first person in history to utter the phrase, "I can't wait to go to Palo Alto." in reply to aaronshapiro #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-11

admin — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I wonder how many pairs of sweatpants Jeffrey Zeldman owns. #
#FF Tag team champions of the world @Zane_Hart & @proulxsie — Buddy-cop movie franchise forthcoming. #
I've now used an android phone just long enough to know it's an inelegant piece of shit. #
@proulxsie please point this chick out for me. I don't buy it. in reply to proulxsie #
@appleshampooID Android has it's strengths, but that's also the only compliment I can give retarded people. in reply to appleshampooID #
I can't really tell if its the hardware or the software, but using this phone is awful so my opinion of both is bad. #
It's cool how half the time you don't know where the back button is going to take you, and the other half it's totally redundant. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-10

admin — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Recently, every time I'm like, "This song rules!" it turns out to be Nada Surf. #
@tranqdotcom #NextLevel in reply to tranqdotcom #
"The UN is named after me." #ThingsKimJongUnThinks #
I guess you could say I like Downton Abbey so much because it reminds me of how I grew up. #
Demon Marcus #DepartmentStoresInHell #
John Wayne Gacy Penney #DepartmentStoresInHell #
You know what's pretty cool? The inside of my refrigerator. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-09

admin — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

@Zane_Hart you mean different caliber bullets, right? in reply to Zane_Hart #
@proulxsie @zane_hart now that the office is so big I seriously consider calling ppl in UX on their office phones daily. in reply to proulxsie #
"I want to find out why corporate shit … isn't … Everythingized." #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-08

admin — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Some towns riot after a Super Bowl win. In NYC, unless you're specifically paying attention, you wouldn't even know there's a football team. #
I just bailed off a flight harder than ever. Pretty sure half my coworkers were still on the plane when my cab pulled out of the airport. #
You know what's awesome? Not 'New Girl', starring Zooey Deschanel, because that show is garbage. #
Lowe's before Ho's. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-07

admin — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

When it comes to making up dumbshit laws, Australia means business. #
If there's one thing you can learn from the twitter app, it's that sometimes bucking convention & making things scroll backward makes sense. #
@Zane_Hart Bangkok Dangerous. in reply to Zane_Hart #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-06

admin — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

There's a sign on the street outside my house: No Honking: $350 fine. It needs to be 100% bigger & they need to start enforcing it. #
I'm officially hooked on Downton Abbey. #
This is basically how the superbowl went: http://t.co/tW8FK5Sb #
There's Nice Guy. Mean Guy. Mouse Girl. Aaannd Super Biiitch. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-05

admin — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

ChatAboutJesus.com. Look it up. It's a real thing. There's commercials on TV & everything. woahdude.jpg #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-04

admin — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

@keeltohellward http://t.co/qMzcsLje #
@fmemoria See you in North Carolina, hahaha. in reply to fmemoria #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-03

admin — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

It would be way cooler if NYU stood for Not Your Underwear. #
Douche level: Critical. #
Anybody who thinks society should be sanitized for the sake of children can eat shit and die. #
Job-Fair Pro-Tip: Wearing a suit and tie does nothing for you when you smell like curry and B.O. You'd be better off dressed like a chef. #
@jensjonason It's what their tears are made of. in reply to jensjonason #
I would never have guessed how much easier it is to have a puppy that's physically incapable of jumping onto or off of things. #dogsitting #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-02

admin — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I have more animals than Noah. #
This is disgusting. Fuck religion: http://t.co/u4BUsH6Y #
Someone needs to take Mitt Romney on a windsurfing trip. #
Today is Rush Day: 2/1/12 http://t.co/rZ0B1UAj #
Its funny to me that iPads are considered "mobile" but laptops are not. I take my laptop everywhere. My iPad rarely leaves my couch. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-01

admin — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I hate Tom Waits. #
I LOVE COFFEEEEEEEEE #
Bacon Bits just aren't what they used to be. #
I wonder if I can expense and intern to do my expenses. #
It's nice when one of your favorite people has a run-in w/one of your lease favorite people & leaves w/the same bad impression. #vindication #
Does Mitt Romney really think he can beat Obama? I predict a lot of the Republican base will be staying home this year. #
http://t.co/fcodzvCj #

Twitter Updates for 2012-01-31

admin — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I tried to make a mixtape of my favorite Fugazi songs, then I realized it would be an 8-album-and-1-EP box-set. #
This is awesome–Brands as analyzed by a 5 year old: http://t.co/j4iXx7f4 "A cheetah. A cheetah. A cheetah." #
HBO GO is finally available for Time Warner Cable customers. I'll see everyone in in 4 months. #
I kind of despise design pedantry. Rules are great until you write them down. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-01-28

admin — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 17:40:00 +0000

@_ll_l @fmemoria "The goal is not to be better. The goal is to be MUCH better. Killers." in reply to _ll_l #

Twitter Updates for 2012-01-27

admin — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I wonder if the guys in Metallica ever go back & listen to their old albums & feel ashamed of what they've become. #
This is why I do my job: http://t.co/2GcmoFY2 #
@keeltohellward Zip plz? in reply to keeltohellward #
@appleshampooID It's weak. Sounds like my dad & his friends spent a million dollars to make the kind of record they think kids listen to. in reply to appleshampooID #
Are the Republicans still debating? I thought we'd already decided as a country that none of them have a snowball's chance in hell. #
Remember when The Phantom Menace first came out & everyone said it would have been a masterpiece if only it were in 3D? Dreams do come true! #
@keeltohellward Oh … I already have that album. I remember Wes posting about it way back when. Such a great name for a band. in reply to keeltohellward #
@motleycrujones In the tiny format, you vaguely resemble HST, so it's not all bad. in reply to motleycrujones #

Twitter Updates for 2012-01-26

admin — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:40:00 +0000

@proulxsie Mine too. Being awesome is demanding work. in reply to proulxsie #
I've fallen OFF my bike plenty of times, but last night I stumbled over a bag of laundry in my hallway & fell ON my bike. #NextLevel #
Go to school; get a job; get married; have kids; die. Being such a beautiful & unique snowflake must be exhausting. #
Serious KBBQ hankering. Gonna have to trek out to Queens soon. #
If you can find something that does 80% of what you need theres no point starting from scratch. Good designers borrow; great designers steal #

Twitter Updates for 2012-01-25

admin — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:40:00 +0000

My favorite Italian crossover food is Vladimir Puttanesca. #
It's weird when Facebook suggests I become friends with people who I know to be deceased. #
Newt Gingrich is a fucking scumbag. #
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Finger-bang an orangutan, you can do it too! #
If you looked at Mitt Romney's balls, you'd see Barack Obama. Take that to mean what you will … #
Typical. #
I'm single for at least the next 7 hours … Ladies. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-01-24

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel. #
Huge now has it's own private bathrooms for the first time. Right in the middle of the office. I wonder if anyone has or will poop in them. #
VERMIN SUPREME #
Fuck Joe Paterno.
And fuck you if you think he's some kind of hero.
#DeservesToBeDead #
I was stoked when I found out HUGE is #9 on the Ad Age Agency A-List. Then I saw RazorFish is #4 which makes the whole thing questionable. #
@bryanle Rollovers on mobile usually work as 2 click events. Tap to see hover, tap again to follow link. Depends on implementation, obv. in reply to bryanle #
Wait … People actually go giraffe hunting? That sounds about as challenging & rewarding as shooting seagulls at the dump with a shotgun. #
Whenever I hear ppl talk about going to grad school I just hear them talking about student loan debt, then I cackle to myself like a sultan. #
@Neilofsteel I saw Heidi Klum in person once. Even while she was super pregnant: Would. in reply to Neilofsteel #

Twitter Updates for 2012-01-23

admin — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:40:00 +0000

The entertainment industry is to the Internet what horse buggy manufactures were to Henry Ford. #
The last few days have made me acutely aware that I work for a cult. Or maybe it's a gang. Whatever. #HugePride #
One half of my prediction has come true. #GoGiants #
Prediction confirmed. Giants are the underdogs. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-01-22

admin — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 17:40:00 +0000

I predict the Superbowl will be played between the Giants and the Patriots. #
Saturday's forecast: Ice pellets. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-01-21

admin — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Whoa … Etta James died. I had no idea she was still alive. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-01-20

admin — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 17:40:00 +0000

When things are slow, I can sleep 12 hours a night, easy. When I have shit to do, 4 is plenty. #UpSince530 #

Twitter Updates for 2012-01-19

admin — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:40:00 +0000

Reddit being blacked out in opposition to SOPA/PIPA today means my productivity should skyrocket. #
Systems Overload. #
With all these major sites blacking out their content to protest SOPA, how is Google+ going to keep its edge? #
If SOPA/PIPA were to pass, my new favorite website would be 194.71.107.15 <– that's why shit like this will never work as intended. #