Destabilizer

Twitter Updates for 2010-09-01

admin — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Being a security guard at Rockefeller Center must be rough … Wandering around, telling people not to sit on things, scoping babes. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-31

admin — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Album covers + tacos: http://bit.ly/9F4OsI #
Wanna know the best way to glue glass to wood? How about styrofoam to rubber: http://www.thistothat.com #
US Open!! #nycftw http://yfrog.com/i3dundj #
Ameri-fuckin-ica http://yfrog.com/mynnqgj #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-30

admin — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Comment spam is one of the funniest things on the Internet. #
Troll the Emmys 2010 edition–The Awkward Shout Out: Cowboy Autistic Lady, stand up! Props to you Dr Death Jack Kevorkian! You're alright! #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-28

admin — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

The weather is so perfect, I'm going to sleep in a tent and punch a bear. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-27

admin — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

I really wish Last.fm, Pandora, MOG & blip.fm were all one service. All are great, but none are perfect. #
@Neilofsteel I'm guessing that anyone drinking on the street @ 11am doesn't have a job. in reply to Neilofsteel #
Whoa. I just saw Richard Stallman on the opposite subway platform just as my train came. http://yfrog.com/n05ztzj #
That pic is terrible but I assure you it is him. #
Wow. The new Netflix iPhone app. Believe the hype. #
Listen. New Netflix app. I stopped watching movie mid-way on tv. It picks up on iPhone WHERE I LEFT OFF. Next Level shit right here. Srsly. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-26

admin — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Glenn Beck; big sack of shit, or biggest sack of shit? #
Digg can redesign all they want, it won't change the fact that they source all the good content from Reddit. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-24

admin — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

BUTTER TROLL. #
Cocaine is a stupid drug: http://bit.ly/dvU6VL #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-22

admin — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Last night I went out drinking. Kc fell out of a tree. #
Dude. Chicken pot pie is delicious. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-21

admin — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Sharing every damn 4 square check-in on twitter was bad enough, but Facebook places might just make FB unusable. NO ONE CARES WHERE YOU ARE. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-20

admin — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

The weather right now is freaking ideal. I swear, 8 million people would live in NYC if the weather was always like this … wait … #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-19

admin — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

HAHA! http://bit.ly/bJ9LPc #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-18

admin — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

"Hide your kids. Hide your wife. Hide your kids. Hide your wife. And hide your husbands, 'cause they're rapin everybody out here" #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-17

admin — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

"Why the fuck did't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? … Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?" #
This is the best online clothing merchandising I've seen in a long time: http://toykyokids.be/collection #
A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic horses up his ass.
The doctor described his condition as stable #
The Kindles screen is amazing. Under 400x magnification it looks most comparatively like a book. http://j.mp/b88KVB #
I keep reading all these articles; "There's still 80% of the oil in the gulf," like it's a big surprise. No shit. Where would it have gone? #
I'm assuming "dispersed" oil either creates a huge smoglike cloud or it evaporates w/water & comes down as rain. Either way it's fucked up. #
I heard they're putting in a mosque near one of the strip clubs by ground zero. Hallowed ground, I tell ya … #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-16

admin — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

When did it become ok to say Shit on television? I suddenly hear it all the time. #
@peterjwolfgang The Wire season two is just there to mess with you. In retrospect you'll appreciate it's presence. in reply to peterjwolfgang #
I'm pretty good with a belt sander … Ladies. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-15

admin — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

@appleshampooID I saw that you guys are weblabbing the right/left column flip again. I still think the incremental redesign strategy is dumb in reply to appleshampooID #
RT @kasinator “@Neilofsteel: 'Saw my first water bug today. Apparently they're the small ones.' that's a fuckin roach dude" quoted for truth #
US strippers, take note: http://www.wimp.com/indiangymnastics/ #
@MrRupak you only WISH you had those kind of mallakhamb skills. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-14

admin — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

attn @amazon – Your associates site stripe causes the VOD flash player to crash. Not surprising. Your front end is generally shit. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-13

admin — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Check out this furniture. It's awesome: http://youtu.be/catll-XwVn0 #
Soooo … This is depressing http://www.newsweek.com/2010/08/09/post-anti-americanism.html #
@whywoo ZOMG! He tweets! in reply to whywoo #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-12

admin — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Plain Jane pilot show pitch: "We've got a great idea for a show. We give homely chicks that little push they need to look slutty!" #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-11

admin — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

This ALMOST makes me want to start collecting comic books—Archie vs. The Punisher: http://bit.ly/99U299 #
I don't know how old this kid is, but he drums better than a lot of adults I know: http://youtu.be/nByWAVeYhhI #
This guy is living large – 72 rooms on Bowery & Spring (Manhattan) Paid 102k 42 years ago. Daaaaamn: http://bit.ly/1bI437 #
Last.fm is better for a lot of reasons, but when it comes to recommendations, Pandora is tops. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-10

admin — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Subject matter aside; this may, on every level, be the worst website I've ever seen http://bit.ly/9h3ID2 #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-09

admin — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Don Draper is kind of a dirtbag. Ok. Not kind of … #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-07

admin — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Doing design reviews with clients often reminds me of what it might be like if you had your mother supervising your dentist. #
If I owned a Chinese restaurant, I'd name it Kung Food. #
I just shaved my dog. He looks weird. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-05

admin — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

What, exactly, qualifies Wyclef to be president of anything? #
Hey A-rod. Get fucked. #
All of my real-life friends on Flickr now only posts pictures of their new kids. This oldness is depresses me. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-04

admin — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

@MrRupak Look, I tweeted about an email no one on twitter read. in reply to MrRupak #
Dead Weather #nycftw http://yfrog.com/4b2tlyj #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-03

admin — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Here's why buttons are different for men and women: http://bit.ly/9llJJo At least I'm going to go on believing this, because why not? #
I just got a message from Toby Keith and he wants to know if I'm ready to party. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-02

admin — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

I am in the rhythmless white person Capitol of the world-the Newport rhode island folk festival. #
My friend Bradford slept in the middle of a field last night. #
Spent all day at the 100% shade-free Newport Folk Festival. It was a great time, but I now have the most well defined farmer-tan of my life. #
I came home to no power on Friday. I thought it was cuz I'm a deadbeat, but it turns out it's cuz ConEd sucks. So, bonus, really. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-01

admin — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000

I'm totally in Connecticut right now #
I'm totally in Rhode Island right now. #
Rhode island is fuckin gangster. #
Who are these people in Rhode Island? Is this where they manufacture tourists? There are a million sailboats. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-31

admin — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

I'm on a sailboat. It has a motor. I appreciate the motor. These boats run on time. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-30

admin — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Wheat Thins would like us to believe that if you tweet about Wheat Thins, Wheat Thins will bring a huge pallet of Wheat Thins to your house #
Step 1: Locate honeypot. Step 2: Fire up Deep Vacuum. Step 3: Laugh maniacally. Profit. #
Big bang's bullshit y'all … Science: http://www.technologyreview.com/blog/arxiv/25492/ #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-29

admin — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

I just posted a new mixtape—I Don't Like Jail, They Got the Wrong Kind of Bars in There: http://bit.ly/bb0n4m #
4 months after I left, Amazon finally launches one piece of the project I pushed for 2 years. Kind of awesome: http://j.mp/9D7RiK #
@gretchmo what about when you hear your friends in the other room turning out the lights using the clapper? in reply to gretchmo #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-28

admin — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

I'm not racist, my dog is black! #OldBooth. – http://oldbooth.com/29cgu8 #
I'm not racist, my dog is black! #oldbooth http://yfrog.com/j2m4zj #

I Don’t Like Jail, They Got the Wrong Kind of Bars in There

admin — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:11:02 +0000

Tracklist:
Janine – Soul Coughing
Bidin’ My Time – Black Diamond Heavies
Candy – Morphine
Why Don’t You Find Out For Yourself – Morrissey
Angeles – Elliot Smith
Divine Hammer – The Breeders
I’ve Been Riding With the Ghost – Songs: Ohia
Breathless – Cat Power
When the Sun Hits – Slowdive
New York I Love You – LCD Soundsystem
Soho – Bert Jansch & John Renbourn
Wave a White Flag – Elvis Costello
The Kindness of Strangers – Nick Cave
Gardenia – Stephen Malkmus
Carmelita – Warren Zevon
It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue – Bob Dylan
Goodbye – The Maldives
4th of July – Soundgarden

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-27

admin — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

I'm on fire tonight. Mark it dude. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-26

admin — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

@Neilofsteel when are you gonna be here!?!?!? I'm putting a band together. in reply to Neilofsteel #
I'm going to start a website called, "I Can Haz Cheez Burqa," which will feature hilarious Photoshops of women in burqas made of cheese. #
Nice resume: http://i.imgur.com/iyJth.jpg #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-25

admin — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

fuckin Sweden, man … http://artbns.com/swedish-subway-system/ #
MSNBC's new(ish) article page is a fuckin' circus. #
@gretchmo http://www.zazzle.com/i+heart+ny+pet+clothing in reply to gretchmo #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-23

admin — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Lebowski in the park. #nycftw http://yfrog.com/0inefjhj #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-21

admin — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

"… Even better news would be an end to their 8-year hiatus …" *sigh* http://bit.ly/9tlDv3 #fugazi #
@Neilofsteel re: Cour d'elane — Racist white town? Or, Racistist white town? in reply to Neilofsteel #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-18

admin — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

@Neilofsteel Awesome. Do you guys have apt stuff figured out? in reply to Neilofsteel #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-17

admin — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

I heard there was an earthquake in DC. If that happened in NY a million people would be dead in collapsed buildings. #
Bastille day; http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=273 #
'Best karaoke in the world' my ass. This shit is heinous. @neilofsteel I have a kingdom for you to reign. #
"Oh. Here's a song I've heard of once. Maybe I should sing it in public. This won't be a disaster!" #
Fucking fat people. Seriously. #
Where is Slick Rick when you need him? #
FUCK BON JOVI AND FUCK YOUR PALTRY KARAOKE IMPRESSION OF HIS BULLSHIT. This is why I don't go out anymore. #drinkingaccidents #
All of you assholes are living on a prayer. The prayer that I don't go on a murderous rampage. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-16

admin — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

I hate yoga. So slow. So boring. So uncomfortable. #
@gretchmo Oh, I'll work you out girl. Giggity. in reply to gretchmo #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-15

admin — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

@MrRupak I live on Hicks street and I'm way into Bill Hicks. in reply to MrRupak #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-14

admin — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

It's cool how BP is all like, "We capped the well!" except the cap doesn't actually stop oil or anything. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-13

admin — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Listen to this mixtape already: http://bit.ly/9FSU1E #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-12

admin — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Just posted a new podcast — Shut Up, Ghost! http://bit.ly/9FSU1E — Cover art & title shamelessly stolen from the inimitable @neilofsteel #
Some asshole is now blowing an air horn outside my house. Last time I checked this wasn't fucking Spain. #worldcup #
I saw The A Team last night. It was AWESOME. Stupid as all hell, but still awesome. It might unseat Fools Gold as my new dumb-movie fav. #

Shut Up, Ghost!

admin — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 19:44:13 +0000

(image courtesy of NeilofSteel)

Tracklist:
Roundabout – Yes
Avalanche – Leonard Cohen
Mrs. Vanderbilt – Paul McCartney and Wings
The War Lord – The Shadows
Victoria – The Kinks
Alabama – Neil Young
Starglow Energy – Captain Beyond
The Smile – David Axelrod
The New Age of Lily – Joe Cocker
Some Velvet Morning – Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazlewood
The Cask Of Amontillado – The Alan Parsons Project
Inside Looking Out – The Animals
You Keep Me Hanging On – Vanilla Fudge
Tonight I’ll Be Staying Here With You – Bob Dylan
Cosmic Dancer – T Rex
A House is Not a Motel – Love
Levitation – 13th Floor Elevators
Bedlam – The Challengers
Look Back in Anger – Television Personalities

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-11

admin — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Everybody's working on the weekend. Dah nah nah. #
"You ask me do I like Arsenio? About as much as the bicentennial." ♫ http://blip.fm/~tausy #
I could really go for some white-cheddar popcorn right about now. #
At a movie where a big fat guy is fully encroaching on my legroom with his leaning back fatness. #
I can now rest easy knowing i have the single best avatar on Twitter. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-10

admin — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Keep in mind during this whole Lebron thing; IT'S FUCKING SPORTS. IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER. #
Today I took my dog to work for like 15 hours. He filed some reports and fixed the copier. Now he's got 3 direct-reports. #
Wow Mel Gibson. I just hope your inevitable ass-beating is also recorded & equally hilarious as the crazy shit that comes out of your mouth. #
Wow. Karaoke version of Folsom Prison Blues downstairs that sounds simultaneously like farting and animals being slaughtered. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-08

admin — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Some dudes are just on a whole different plane of coolness than the rest of us: http://bit.ly/bZWZjf #
Coffee + Backstabbers Incorporated = Rad Morning Bro. #
Listen IMDB. That ad you force on iPhone users is IDIOTIC. I HAVE the app. Clicking links in safari doesn't launch it. FUCK OFF #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-07

admin — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

OH: "Don't get me started about the things black people do on twitter." #
@michaelmcdaniel I assure you, that last one was most definitely an OH. I legitimately LOLed, also. in reply to michaelmcdaniel #
Fun fact: The US-Ghana #worldcup game drew 19.4 million viewers—more than watched last years World Series, which was broadcast in prime time #
Real scorcher out there today. http://yfrog.com/mrgb5j #
Struttin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B55uUwMGorY #
Just a double rainbow. No big deal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI #
I saw a guy walking down the street with a vuvuzela today. I briefly considered grabbing it from him & beating him over the head with it. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-05

admin — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Please Don't Break Me Out Of Party Jail ♫ http://blip.fm/~t0edp #
I just ate at a diner where they gave us cough drops as if they were mints at the end. WTF? #
"Can you imagine having a watermelon sized ball of hotdogs in you?" #
"The first place I went, dude, they weren't as cold as the Rockies. So I went someplace else." Happy birthday America. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-04

admin — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

The Florida giveth and the Florida taketh away. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-03

admin — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

@HyenaLaughing I like green apples and I don't appreciate your insensitive apple bigotry! in reply to HyenaLaughing #
#FF @youngmansguide DO IT! #
Huffington Post looks like a website run only by ad guys … Who are paid on commission … With the low performer being fired every week. #
Sarah Palin's twitter feed is the most inadvertently hilarious thing. #
Srsly guys. It's spelled ToniGHt, not tonite. Also, it's tomorrow, not tomarrow. That second one makes you seem RETARDED #
Coke? Really? Weed LITERALLY grows on trees. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-02

admin — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

listening to "Nas & Damian Marley – As we enter" ♫ http://blip.fm/~svhvf #

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-01

admin — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 17:40:00 +0000

The term "Bieber fever" is hilarious to me. #
Bieber Fever is hilarious. BEAVER Fever is a disease marked by the sudden onset of explosive diarrhea. Perfect metaphor for this kids career #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-30

admin — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

BP shouldn't even be allowed to do business in the US anymore. Regular companies are run out of business for less. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-28

admin — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Whoa … I've realized this weekend I own many CDs I haven't listened to in over a decade: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUghK76VhnI #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-27

admin — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Vuvuzela hits: http://i.imgur.com/n3UYX.jpg #
Here's a product idea: The yarmulke mini-frisbee; for the spontaneous, fun-loving jew. #
Attn AMZN peeps: http://www.alistapart.com/articles/indefenseofeyecandy #
Fedor, nooooooooooo! #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-26

admin — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Just stick a paperclip in that little hole next to the power button. #SteveJobsSolutions #
Just hold down control when you click that one mouse button. #SteveJobsSolutions #
Just burn those flac files onto a cd and then rip that CD into iTunes. #SteveJobsSolutions #
Just dont watch those HD videos you bought legitimately frm iTunes on that non-HDCP compliant monitor you bought from us #SteveJobsSolutions #
Just give up your computer for a week while we fix that broken webcam in your iMac #SteveJobsSolutions #
Just ignore the fact that BluRay won the format war two and a half years ago. #SteveJobsSolutions #
Gold, weed, money. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-25

admin — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

listening to "KINGS GO FORTH – ONE DAY" ♫ http://blip.fm/~sj3lw #
I can't stress enough how great Dan Sartain is. Get his new record. http://youtu.be/IeUbqbcNjGA http://amzn.to/cUcGXi #
That stupid promo for their app that IMDB forces on you EVERY TIME you click a link there on an iPhone is FUCKING RETARDED. #
Has anybody else noticed how hard Against Me sucks now? I mean … It's like they're TRYING to appeal to little sisters everywhere. #
One of the reasons I love metal is because it's the only full-circle genre. There's really-good, so-so, & so-bad-that-it's-really-good-again #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-24

admin — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

This is why shoutcast radio rules. ♫ http://blip.fm/~shjyj #
I have 1 harddrive that holds ~3500 albums. It fits in my pocket. I also have ~900 CDs that fill an entire closet. Stupid record industry. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-23

admin — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Hey that's a nice phot … oh http://bit.ly/bWRFRw #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-22

admin — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

DO NOT PICK UP TAR BALLS. #
Why haven't stricter laws about safety standards for offshore oil rigs been passed already? http://bit.ly/ddxfL0 <– Readying? 6/19? Really? #
JOE BARTON: DIE IN A FIRE #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-18

admin — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

GET FUCKED TONY HAYWARD. DIE IN A FIRE. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-17

admin — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

James Brown is way overrated. #
@darthabraham: ""Speakin loud, peep my style, in and out of every reefer cloud …"" ♫ http://blip.fm/~s53km #
"… In and out of every reefer cloud …" ♫ http://blip.fm/~s53n6 #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-16

admin — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Bruce Springsteen is kind of a douche #
Damn … Forget that iPhone nonesense. THIS is what I'm really stoked about: http://www.apple.com/macmini/ Wowzers. HDMI!!!!! #
As an American citizen, I respectfully request that our government allow us to tar & feather Tony Hayward. Punishment should fit the crime. #
@senders if you ever get the chance to try Pliney the Younger jump on it. That stuff is indescribably good. in reply to senders #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-14

admin — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

This website is amazing:
http://hotchickswithstubbedtoesmakingsexfaces.com #
I love memes: http://i.imgur.com/Ap06t.jpg #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-12

admin — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

My job is better than your job. http://yfrog.com/j3aarrj #
The east village; where dumb shmucks fuck dumb sluts. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-11

admin — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Lady Gaga is safe music for people who want to be edgy. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-10

admin — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

@gretchmo … April is the rainiest. But they're all pretty much the same. It just doesn't rain here like it does in Seattle in reply to gretchmo #
@Neilofsteel Have u ever seen VHS Odyssey? Was compiled by a guy who collected VHS tapes from garage sales. Seen it. Can't find it. Amazing. in reply to Neilofsteel #
@Neilofsteel Pat Morita is dead. in reply to Neilofsteel #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-09

admin — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

That's cool … two oil rigs are leaking in the gulf: http://blog.al.com/live/2010/06/another_gulf_oil_spill_well_ne.html #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-08

admin — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Yesterday I did 2 workouts. Today my body feels like death. #
I just realized that I got on Last.fm before it sucked, and that's the only reason I still use it. #
Damn. It's only been 4 days and my @youngmansguide account already has almost as many followers as this one does. #
It's so unbelievably nice out right now. ~75 degrees, no humidity. Eating desserts on a patio. #nycftw #
You're like oil drilling mud. Viscous. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-07

admin — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

This guy's got it figured out … http://youtu.be/W51JRTjoI1A #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-06

admin — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

If there's such a thing as colder-than-a-witches-titty, then today was hotter than a wizards dick.
And pier 6 park opened. Mooovin. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-05

admin — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

#ff The Young Man's Guide to Successful Living @ymgtsl #
#FF @youngmansguide #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-04

admin — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Biggie Smalls vs. Thomas the Tank Engine theme: http://youtu.be/EJpP7ZId-mc #
Gary Coleman's coffin. Even has his name on it: http://bit.ly/chslr0 #
@fixpert why are you quitting the internet? I'm disappointed. You should have just distorted all your facebook data so it's lies like I did in reply to fixpert #
Burn BP to the fucking ground http://bit.ly/c7zDXz #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-03

admin — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

call 1-800-pee-pee-5-1-doo-doo #
ATTN: Rappers. Leave out the chorus. It's obviously just filler. #
And the Gary Coleman jokes begin: http://imgur.com/oHsIP #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-02

admin — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Get classy with 3 tabs—The 1st: http://bit.ly/1ZEwI2 The 2nd: http://bit.ly/9wVweu & the last: http://bit.ly/bxiSeO Don't forget the scotch. #
And here I thought Scott Pilgrim vs The World was a documentary about Satan's Pilgrims. I'm disappointed. http://bit.ly/dDhaYz #
Whale Wars isn't infuriating because it shows whales being hunted, it's infuriating because Sea Shepherd is so horribly inept. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-06-01

admin — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 17:40:00 +0000

“@hontzd: prophetic truth in marketing RT @Alltop: BP advertisement from 1999 http://om.ly/kkpd” not real -> http://j.mp/cnb9fp #
Holy crap look at this sinkhole! http://j.mp/bJEEx9 #
My cat likes cheetos #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-31

admin — Mon, 31 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

The best drummer in the world. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO7xWMi0lR8 #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-30

admin — Sun, 30 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Gary Coleman was, like, whatever, but Dennis Hopper? Damn. #
P90X: 90 is how many days it lasts. P & X stand for pain & exhaustion. Groucho walk! #
This is the best parody BP logo I've seen yet: http://i.imgur.com/yO6jm.jpg #fuckBP #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-29

admin — Sat, 29 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

People my age still self-identify as straight edge? Last time I heard that term out of a 30-year-old's mouth is was meant to be derogatory. #
Cable internet attempt number 4 this morning. Let the incompetence wash over you. #
STAMPEEEEDE! ♫ http://blip.fm/~r5vt8 #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-28

admin — Fri, 28 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

I hate yoga. #
So BP capped that well. Cool. Now how are you going to clean up half a billion gallons of crude oil spread over hundreds of miles of ocean? #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-27

admin — Thu, 27 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

So it's 102 degrees outside. #
There was a giant explosion outside work. We evacuated. Now I'm WFH with my animal homies. #
Details about the work explosion: http://bit.ly/ctSWuH Kinda weird. But the real question is, who should we bob in retaliation? New Jersey? #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-23

admin — Sun, 23 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

You know; It's not really a "spill" when it's still gushing oil a month later. It's not even a leak. It's an uncontrollable pipeline breach. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-22

admin — Sat, 22 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Let's get some terms straight—BP content: http://bit.ly/9eEmWt #
This Gulf situation is depressing. US govt should move to seize BP's assets pronto. The ecological repercussions are/will be immense. #
I've now done 1 solid week of P90X. On the rest/stretch day. My everything hurts. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-21

admin — Fri, 21 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Have I mentioned fuck #TimeWarnerCable? They've now billed me TWICE for service I never got. ASSHOLES. Time for small claims court. #
The internet's great in that you can run across the inane ramblings of people who used to annoy you & think, "GOD YOU'RE STILL A DOUCHE!" #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-18

admin — Tue, 18 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Last night Kc & I did the same work out. She complained about how easy it was. I laid on the floor, in a puddle of sweat, unable to move. #
Note to self: check out Lucero /via @appleshampooID >> dude. Srsly. Lucero SUCKS DICKS #
Today; yoga. Tomorrow; the world. #
Note to @appleshampooid check out Hot Snakes, Fugazi, Dan Sartain and Leatherface #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-17

admin — Mon, 17 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Poor Dio. So short. So dead. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-16

admin — Sun, 16 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

If you're using tweetie there's a nice little Easter egg if you pull down farther on the pull down refresh. (late pass?) #
This episode of SNL sucks. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-14

admin — Fri, 14 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

It's funny that people are just now noticing how Facebook sucks. The best way to make a social network suck is to let it get too big. #
Twitter is awesome because it's finite. Limitation makes it great. Forces you to prune or it gets unmanagable. Tumblr is the same. Simple. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-13

admin — Thu, 13 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Worst wedding DJ ever http://bit.ly/bFjXt6 #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-11

admin — Tue, 11 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

An interesting little tidbit about Massimo Vignelli's Unigrid System for the Natl Parks Svc – In use since 1977: http://bit.ly/cnWJiQ #
It's like TIme Warner Cable goes out of it's way to be the shittiest company possible. @twcablehelp #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-10

admin — Mon, 10 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Have you seen whale wars? It should be called "novice sailors foolishly endangering themselves." Because that seems to be the premise. #
crabrevenge.com #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-09

admin — Sun, 09 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

FUCK Time Warner Cable #
I never want to live in a place where there isn't hilarious, aggressive, incomprehensible drunk yelling going on outside deep into the night #
Be humble for you are made of earth.Be noble for you are made of stars. #
We act like comfort & luxury are the chief requirements in life when all we need to be happy is something to be enthusiastic about- Einstein #
I changed that last quote to make it fit, and it was probably originally by Charles Kingsley #
disregard females; acquire currency #
Woody Harrelson get's all philosophical and shit … http://bit.ly/9DMkRE #
blade fighting. this dude gets all the chicks.http://bit.ly/agvjP8 #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-08

admin — Sat, 08 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

The guy I report to is on the front page of AdAge. No big deal; http://bit.ly/diJ8l4 #
"At some point you kinda figure-out design." —Idiot #
Brooklyn Heights Promenade. #NYCFTW http://yfrog.com/jc2mkj #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-07

admin — Fri, 07 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

All the single ladies … http://bit.ly/WDNM7 #
It must be awesome to have 2/3 of the people who report to you quit after only a few months of doing so. Says somethin, don't it? #
Whoever said hard work never killed anybody has obviously never talked to a Chinese coal miner. #
@ADRN3000 Now listen to Harvest of Maturity off the Napalm Death split. in reply to ADRN3000 #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-06

admin — Thu, 06 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Apollo 11 at 500 FPS: http://bit.ly/9rGXrE #
Sushi boat! http://yfrog.com/0go4jtj #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-05

admin — Wed, 05 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Top of the muffin to ya! #
@FINALLEVEL Do you ever ride the subway in NYC? #
Just watched this weeks Breaking Bad. Holy crap ending. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-04

admin — Tue, 04 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

As someone who now owns The Clapper, I can say with great authority that The Clapper sucks. #
They should just call it the random light switch. My dog turns the light on and off more than I do. #
"Oh shit. What's that?"
"Thats just the cat in the other room destroying what you've worked on for the last 2 hours."

"Oh." #

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-01

admin — Sat, 01 May 2010 17:40:00 +0000

@gretchmo BARKLEism is closely associated w/a misplaced superiority complex. Proud, or oblivious, of being dumb/ poor/ average/ boring etc in reply to gretchmo #
@appleshampooID ah yes young Philbrook. I am impressed to see you've taken my Collins Pub mayorship. & quickly. You must be drinking A LOT. #
My job is fucking awesome. My apartment is fucking awesome. My entire outlook is 1000x more positive than it was 2 months ago. BOOM #NYCFTW #