Destabilizer

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-09

admin — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:40:00 +0000

It's 60 degrees and sunny in NY. It's snowing in Seattle. Wut? #
I kinda love moving. Maybe I should just live in a really nice RV. I'll spend the money i save on a boat. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-08

admin — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Dude downstairs is having a wild argument/conversation on the phone. "If you were here you could have eaten with me a very nice meal!" haha #
Either someone in this building is having some wild sex, or there's a murder going down. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-07

admin — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Billy & his girl have been watching Lost for like 20 hours in a row now. They're almost done with season 3. I have no idea what's going on. #
I can still say I've never watched a single episode of Lost. Thankfully, they've stopped talking about pushing some button. #
Everyone please note–This movie is going to be awesome: http://bit.ly/caMtGT #
@gwhitescarver thank you. That movie was god awful. in reply to gwhitescarver #
If the military used tickling as an interrogation technique, do you think it would be comsidered torture? #

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-06

admin — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Listening to Cock Sparrer in Union Square. Billy's getting an epidural. Life is good. For me. Not Billy. #
I'm sitting in a waiting room at Beth Israel. There's a guy who looks like Dio here. He's sleeping. #
Dio senses that I have identified him. He's awakened. He's staring at me. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-05

admin — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:40:00 +0000

@ADRN3000 I swear they built a hospital, realized they were supposed to have built an airport, left only the halls, called it Laguardia. in reply to ADRN3000 #
little or no risk taking = little or no product innovation = long steady decline (via Snehal Sindhe) #
Limp B fan massacre predicted RT @pitchforkmedia: Not us! RT @RAEKWONICEWATER Who would like to see a Wutang/limp bizkit tour! Talk to me! #
Today was fuckin' productive. Mailbox: check; Sublet: check; Flights booked w/all pets in cabin: check. NY is my bitch. (Profanity: check) #
How much? Can I come look tmrw? @junethomas @lynncorinne: Must sublet our Park Slope apt for 6 wks (min. 2-3 wks per renter) starting May. #
@junethomas Dude. I so found a sublet today. A sweet one. BUT I haven't signed for it yet or exchanged money/keys. DEAL OR NO DEAL?!?! in reply to junethomas #

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-04

admin — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:40:00 +0000

People flying to Denver are fuckin FAT. #
Now watch as dude in NASCAR jacket holds up everyone on the plane. Classic. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-01

admin — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Pocket Tunes=Amazing app. Would pay $6 just to listen to KUOW again alone. Police scanners & backround listening? Bonus. #
@appleshampooID http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fz5vwDJU78&sns=em in reply to appleshampooID #
It turns out, you DONT want to thaw steaks in the vegetable drawer of your fridge for a month. #
Hockey players spit a lot. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-28

admin — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

@appleshampooID you should never quit ultimate. You would cease to be the man Kc & I refer to as Ultimate Nick. in reply to appleshampooID #
My dad lives in Maui. His first hand tsunami report; "Much todo about nothing. I ended up mowing the lawn." #
I just cut off all my hair. @appleshampooid YTMND. #
"blown out ting tang" #
"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flare that they made the Jews wear." #
Brokeback Vagina #vaginamovietitles #
Apocalypse Vagina #vaginamovietitles #
Vagina Fully Loaded #vaginamovietitles #
Bill and Teds Excellent Vagina #vaginamovietitles #
Harry Vagina & the Half-Blood Prince #vaginamovietitles #
Vagina: first blood part 2 #vaginamovietitles #
Big Trouble in Little Vagina #vaginamovietitles #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-27

admin — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Apolo Ono is a twat. K #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-26

admin — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

@appleshampooID you can add places to foursquare yourself if they're not already there. Not sure if you automatically become mayor or what. #
@killakels I love that you're wearing shorts, and it's the winter olympics. in reply to killakels #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-25

admin — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

It's cool how I have 2 days left and I'm still the last one in the office. #
"Those tights aren't pants." #
My girlfriend just handed me a note she was given. It was written on a bandaid. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-24

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

When life shits in your mouth, make brownies. #
My shoes are perpetually untied. #
Word for Mac: Why on earth are the only default zoom level options 75%, 100% & 200%. No 125. No 150. No 175. FUCKING IDIOTS. #
The solo from Refuse/Resist is so good. I could listen to it over and over: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODNxy3YOPU#t=1m43s #
make this retweet automatically #98104 #twitzip #
@gretchmo Lk Union Firework kibosh is obv a result of the inordinate amount of water balloons found in the lake afterward in reply to gretchmo #
Work email size limit 312mb. Gmail size limit 7,426mb. Work=millions of dollars riding on it. Gmail=conversations about cats. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-23

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Ystrdy my mom called dibs on everything I'm selling. My fallback plan was to store stuff in her garage, but now she's PAYING me to do that. #
@misskristinlee The Icarus Line is still a band? in reply to misskristinlee #
The fact that I'm only going to live here for another few weeks makes these newly won 4square mayorships feel meaningless. #
@junethomas Movin back to Brooklyn. in reply to junethomas #
@gretchmo Slipknot is not scary. That's what retards look like. in reply to gretchmo #
I have an unopened six-pack of Buzz Cola from when the Simpsons movie came out. It expired in Feb 2008. Should I drink it? #
Many people are selling Buzz cola ebay. However … no one's bidding. I'm adding this to my "Buy my crap" pile. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-22

admin — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

If Seattle's weather were always like this I would have a much different opinion about this place. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-21

admin — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Alcoholism is that voice in your head that says, "If two beers are good, twelve beers are GREAT." #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-20

admin — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

New Mixtape – Everything Cool in America was Invented by Black People http://bit.ly/atLRmV #
@gretchmo please don't call tug. I have a nice coffee shop owner you should meet. in reply to gretchmo #

Everything Cool In America Was Invented By Black People

admin — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:54:28 +0000

Tracklist:
Out of This World – Gino Washington
Let the Sunshine In – The 5th Dimension
This Old Heart of Mine – The Isley Brothers
Little Child Runnin Wild – Curtis Mayfield
Midnight Train to Georgia – Gladys Knight & The Pips
Mannish Boy – Muddy Waters
Remember Me – Otis Redding
River Deep, Mountain High – Ike & Tina Turner
Heaven Must Have Sent You – The Elgins
I’ve Got a Lot of Love Left in Me – Maxine Brown
A Change is Gonna Come – Sam Cooke
Walk on By – Isaac Hayes
Good Morning Blues – Lead Belly
Heat Wave – Martha Reeves & the Vandellas
Sha-La-La (Make Me Happy) – Al Green
Leaving Here – Eddie Holland
Down and Out in New York City – James Brown
Respect – Otis Redding
Highway 49 – Howlin Wolf
Bernadette – The Four Tops
War – Edwin Starr

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-19

admin — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

ATTN: restaurant owners. Ice cold butter and soft-ass room temp bread don't mix. Ffffuuuuuu #
@davidbryant Seattle in the summer is unrivaled, even by the beaches of Hawaii. It's the winter that makes you want to kill yourself. in reply to davidbryant #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-18

admin — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

My dog chews his feet. What's that all about? #
ATTN: New York friends; I'm moving back there. ATTN: Seattle friends; I'm selling everything I own. ATTN: Other friends; Carry on. #
@bobbypadavick I plan to take the ACELA to DC within a month of moving & crash on your floor. I haven't told you this yet, so I just did. in reply to bobbypadavick #
Dammit … Just when I was having fun with foursquare: http://pleaserobme.com/ #
That's right bitches. I am the mayor of Collins Pub. Fuck you Captain M. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-17

admin — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Fuck insomnia. I shouldn't have taken a nap at 7pm. Crap. #
Facebook is a great tool for checking in on girls from highschool who used to be hot & are now incredibly fat. #
The guys from highschool are not so much fat as just GIGANTIC DOUCHE BAGS. The number of jagoff goatees is staggering. #
If this were a car manufacturer, we'd shelve production on the Corvette because it's doors don't sell well on a Taurus. #
"… I was not sick but I was just dissatisfied." ♫ http://blip.fm/~l3xrl #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-16

admin — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

James Brown: 35% talent, 60% yelling, 5% cape. #
Is it sad that I'm most familiar with this being a Compton's Most Wanted song? ♫ http://blip.fm/~l1jdp #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-15

admin — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Who's the foursquare mayor of Ivars on pier 54? This guy. #
Doug Stanhope is my anti-hero: http://bit.ly/b5glr6 #
Is soda the new tobacco? http://nyti.ms/9qmlxR #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-14

admin — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Note to self: Colin Grigson will drink you under the table. #
Hayek was right & Keynes was wrong. Sobering truth, or crackpot jibberish? Discuss. #
I hate funk. #
Just got a magic mouse. It is awesome. #
@ADRI3000 there are gestures tutorials in the system preferences menu under trackpad. in reply to ADRI3000 #
Olympics: Boring. #
@giannalp He's a big boy. There should be weight classes for drinking. I can definitely hold my liquor, but damn. Don't mess with Texas. in reply to giannalp #
Damn. I heard what sounded like a *nasty* accident around 3rd & James like 15 mins ago. The sirens JUST showed up. Yeesh … #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-13

admin — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

@heyotwell "Get Nailed" is going to be the name of my rub-n-tug massage parlor next door. in reply to heyotwell #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-12

admin — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

@jensjonason check out requall. I've tinkered but not used. Voice to text seems ideal. Typing to-dos on iPhone is awful/slow. in reply to jensjonason #
My 3 favorite letters; WFH. Pants, you've got the day off. #
Can be said for more than just google. RT @gwhitescarver: Google needs design. Real design. Engineery pretension will only get you so far. #
(… But, in fairness, engineery pretension has gotten Google pretty far.) #
Hey @collinspub. Did you notice all those Old Speckled Hen cans are gone? It's 5 or 6% alc by volume. Tap, tap, tap. #
Why is Google buzz in my email? I go there for IMPORTANT THINGS, not to be inundated with irrelevant bullshit. See: why I ditched hotmail. #
John Larquette and Norm Macdonald should have a show together. It could be called Only Josh Will Watch This. #
I'm going to open a shop for guys where they can comfortably get pedicures. I'll call it Bro Nails. #
You don't use science to show that you're right, you use science to become right. #xkcd #
Ah yes. A bum fight. Marvelous. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-11

admin — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

One day I will live in a structure that is not so cave-like. This place induces hibernation. #
So apparently you're NOT supposed to write peer reviews for 16 people during this miserable process. "Clear bias for action" wankwankwank :/ #
@SarahKSilverman "… And my name's Dignan, man. So what?" in reply to SarahKSilverman #
@fixpert I've never had a pinch flat. Do not believe they exist. ('cept maybe w/boobies – ba dum bum) in reply to fixpert #
@jensjonason I used Things for about 3 days. Went back to my moleskine and checkboxes almost immediately. #
My dog is cuter than your kids. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-10

admin — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Buy my beers with Mount Rainer. #
"I'm the cyborg bitch you've got to deal with." #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-09

admin — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Ugly and pregnant. Such an odd combination. #
@gretchmo trawlin for ass at Greenlake. I'm glad to know it works both ways. in reply to gretchmo #
@gretchmo yeah. Clockwise AND counter-clockwise. in reply to gretchmo #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-08

admin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

Fistfight in the parking lot. #
A friend I've known since 7th grade–a 30yr old–unfriended me on FB because his GF–also my old friend–broke up with him. PasvAgrsvSeattle #
@gretchmo It's not a big deal. It's really funny. #
NFL postgame shows would be way better if they were actually game shows. #
So one team I don't care about beat another team I don't cate about in the superbowl. But the dip was delicious. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-07

admin — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

I wonder if I'll electrocute myself by trying to fix my receiver DIY style. Only one way to find out. #
It's kind of weird that twitter is it's own brand & not just a standard syndication format like RSS. Tweetdeck is essentially an RSS reader. #
Josh Homme is one of the grossest dudes ever. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-05

admin — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

@chiprogers keeps requesting a podcast of me ranting. @kasinator wants a book of my nonsensical analogies. I smell a business opportunity. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-04

admin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

@tjayfowler RIsk life!!! Post pics!!! in reply to tjayfowler #
Seattle is the only place where people vocalize their amazement when you're actually nice to them. #
Integrity is a great band. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-03

admin — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:40:00 +0000

I see the appeal of foursquare. It is dangerous. #
Mixtape Podcast back in full effect: Cry Me a River, Then Build a Bridge and Get Over It: http://bit.ly/cNN1wb *boom* #
It's podcast day. Like Metal? This Hearse Was Built To Race: http://bit.ly/d36fg6 #
I do not care about Lost. I was bought more drinks than ever at Collins tonight, though. Score. 4square mayorship you are mine. #

This Hearse Was Built To Race

admin — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 01:28:40 +0000

Tracklist:
Blind – Acme
Pinball Map – In Flames
Dracula With Glasses – Burnt By The Sun
Fiery Father – Disfear
Sick Day – Kiss It Goodbye
Eagles Become Vultures – Converge
Lies Like Knives – Engine Kid
O Fortuna – Botch
Jagged Visions of My True Destiny – Integrity
Beginning of the End – Tragedy
Shithead – The Haunted
Bring on the Young – Strapping Young Lad
Poison Eggs – Isis
… And We Burn – His Hero is Gone
Duststorms – Fighting Dogs
Like Cattle – Nasum
The Void – Cursed
The Black Dahlia – Lamb of God
The Term: In Connection – The JR Ewing
Filler/I Don’t Want to Hear It – Slayer

Cry Me a River, Then Build a Bridge and Get Over it

admin — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:08:47 +0000

Tracklist:
I Must Be Dead – Marked Men
Totalled – Wallpaper
Nineteen Hundred and Eighty Five – Paul McCartney and Wings
Full Circle – Sonny Vincent’s Shotgun Rationale
Ain’t Talkin’ – Bob Dylan
Put it in Writing – Obits
Dog Meat – Condo Fucks
Shake Real Low – The King Khan and BBQ Show
Memories are Made of This – The Saints
If I Can Dream – Elvis Presley
MK Ultra – Testors
Why Does It Hurt – Hot Snakes
This Week – Celibate Rifles
Maximum Radiation Level – Man or Astro-Man?
Positively 4th Street – Johnny Rivers
All This and More – The Dead Boys
She Does it Right – Dr. Feelgood
Don’t Break My Heart – The Dirtbombs
Ever Fallen in Love – Buzzcocks
In School – Die Kreuzen
Zombie Maker – The Hookers
Pigeon Eater – Rocket From The Crypt

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-01

admin — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 09:40:00 +0000

@hontzd directnic #
This damn VPN is going to drive me off the deep end. WOOOOORK!!! #
ooh. I’m 2 levels deep in the folder tree. Only 5 more left. That only took 10 minutes. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-31

admin — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Slow-ass triflin’ VPN connection. #
@Neilofsteel Let me know when you get to the last season of The Wire so I can come over. I never got to it. in reply to Neilofsteel #
Lyin’-ass VPN connection. 6 hours just turned into 2 minutes. #
“Young people in love” are annoying. #
@gretchmo Kc did an inspection. She concluded that it was indiscernible that my hair had caught fire. You can’t fade this. in reply to gretchmo #
A good read about A/B tests & VisD—Local Maxima vs. Tragedy of the Commons: http://bit.ly/BH3au #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-30

admin — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

My hair just caught on fire. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-28

admin — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

“… Maybe I’ve been cloned” ♫ http://blip.fm/~jv2uj #
iPad: a giant iPhone that may or may not soak up menstrual blood. #
So the iPad is like an iPhone that doesn’t make calls & a macbook air that doesn’t run OSX. And you have to own another mac to use it. Wut? #
Sugar is a hard thing to kick. #
The first iPad: http://bit.ly/czeOLE #
Damn … RIP Howard Zinn: http://bit.ly/cmbw5n #
Sometimes 140 characters just isn’t enough to relate hilarious stories about mistakenly thinking you’re having a heart attack. #
It turns out resting for hours with your bicep on the back of a chair and your arm dangling over the back will make your left arm ache. #
If you’re an idiot you wont realize this til the next day when you do the same thing again & realize you’re still a fuckin’ stallion. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-27

admin — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Video of the year: My White Friends http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1izqZJmGF4 #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-26

admin — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Goodbye January, hello seasonal depression. #
@michaelmcdaniel Every light in my apartment is full spectrum. I gorge on vitamin D. That I used to live on the beach is the real problem. in reply to michaelmcdaniel #
Sugar is my highly addictive white powder of choice. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-25

admin — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Someone in my building is BLASTING the national anthem. Which reminds me… I’m missing football. #
Getting the oil changed in my whip. I hate cars. #
Saints/ Vikings is a freaking shootout. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-24

admin — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

The problem with watching community on Tivo? It looks a lot like commercials. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-23

admin — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

I just told someone I’m a designer at amzn. They scoffed; “Amazon looks like a discount store with mismatched fixtures” … Thanks. #
… Good thing I work on something as low profile as the homepage. :/ #
The grass fed beef is leaner on the other side. #
@heyotwell I’m at the same place. Used your comeback. “No. Not really. I know how to use the Internet.” Shit. Goddamn college kids. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-22

admin — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Well hello 5am. Usually I’m on my way TO bed when we meet. Odd seeing you under these well rested circumstances. #
It’s amazing what a CEO review & a few rounds of usability studies can do for your project time line. I wish things always moved this fast. #
The democrats are such pussies. Make em filibuster then. You really think those geriatric shrivs have it in them to go 30hrs straight? Uh no #
this is awesome: http://bit.ly/Q4rrj #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-21

admin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

My prototype is the shit. Let’s get 5 hours of sleep tonight. Go. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-20

admin — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Mixtape of the year right here; Wu Tang vs. The Beatles: http://bit.ly/5zW5L3 #
Been getting back into RFTC lately: http://www.last.fm/music/Rocket+from+the+Crypt/_/Dead+Seeds?autostart #
Man, my neighborhood is depressing. The level of business vacancy is stunning & you basically get aggressively panhandled once every block. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-19

admin — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

@jseattle 2nd & James. Pioneer Square. Shit goes down on some level basically every night of the week. #
Wow. Operation Repo is the best show on television. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-18

admin — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Just woke up to arguing, then gunshots, & now cops telling ppl to leave the area because of an armed suspect. What a charming neighborhood #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-17

admin — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

@Succinite some of the best stuff on the internet was made by children; for instance: http://bit.ly/8gu7lL in reply to Succinite #
Jesus Christ I’ve been busy this week. I think I’m going to hire a personal intern. #
I really hope Conan goes to Comedy Central or starts his own production company. Ebersol & Zucker are fucking idiots. #
I know why Osama Bin Laden hates America: Entertainment Tonight. This show is an argument in favor of carpet bombing Hollywood. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-15

admin — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Wow Ringo. Your band sucks. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-14

admin — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Damn, Google. “Don’t be evil,” indeed. Well played. http://bit.ly/4Ymnml #
I just got a Blippy invite and literally NO ONE I know is on it. Fun. Want an invite? I have 25 of them. If I don’t know you, don’t ask. #
Do you like using the term “Holy Shit!”? … Well, here’s an opportunity: http://bit.ly/5lCSnI #
Is it just me, or does the description, “full of life” in rock star memorials read to everyone like, “did loads of drugs”? RIP Jay Reatard #
You know … If you’re standing in the back of a pickup truck, you can’t be taken seriously. Just thought. #
@Succinite Glamber, is this ur blog? #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-13

admin — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Damn, G. Yo girl’s a fatty. #
“EQUIPMENT CHECK! … ONE READY!” ♫ http://blip.fm/~j2gs5 #
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.” #
Jay Leno’s whole career is built on dicking guys who are funnier than him. #
This Conan thing is a publicity stunt. Everyone knows Leno is a twat/ Will angrily watch Conan in protest/ Boost ratings/ Solve problem. #
@nbc @nbcjay @nbcconan JAY LENO HAS BUILT HIS CAREER BY DICKING PEOPLE FUNNIER THAN HIM. NBC: EAT SHIT. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-12

admin — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

“Seattle; enjoy walking uphill in te rain.” #
Spotify FTW! YES! This is awesome. #
I take back everything I’ve said about Seattle’s sky always being white … It’s more of a soul-killing light gray. #
This version really doesn’t do the song justice, but I freaking love Sonny Vincent. ♫ http://blip.fm/~j11hc #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-09

admin — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Tivo is awesome. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-08

admin — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Why the hell does Photoshop *sometimes* hang for ten minutes when I save for web? FFFFUUUUUU!!!!!! #
People use scrollwheels dummies. Don’t make your stupid website scroll sideways. #
Meebo bar; bullet point 1: “Annoy 80% of your visitors.” http://bit.ly/18UIX6 #
When you typed “LOL” into your cancer awareness message, it made me aware that I hope you get cancer. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-07

admin — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Let me take this opportunity to re-emphasize how awesome Curtis Mayfield was: http://bit.ly/8O8cnU – Keep on Keeping on. #
Dammit cable guy. Where the hell are you? #
Oh, hello bacon … #
Wow. I don’t really watch cable news … This is some sensationalist bullshit. #
Fuck you Broadstripe. Cable companies should be bombed from orbit. #
@ethompson Try Disfear. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTVM2FynBvA in reply to ethompson #
I just got Tivo. This means I never have to watch 90210 again. I hope. #
Dammit motivation. Where are you when I need you? #
Meebo bar. A superfluous feature no one thought long enough about to realize it’s useless & obnoxious 95% more often than it’s convenient. #
Fools Gold is my favorite movie. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-06

admin — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Saying “That’s a power-user feature” is just a justification for lowering your standards. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-05

admin — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Ladies and Gentleman; Bad Brains: http://bit.ly/5ma1s3 #
Reading reviews of Avatar just reinforces how dumb I thought Avatar was. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-04

admin — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Having a fat friend doesn’t work if you’re ugly. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-04

admin — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Having a fat friend doesn’t work if you’re ugly. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-03

admin — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Central Asia is weird: http://bit.ly/Vv3qa #
This is the best local restaurant commercial ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5K6NGT0Esc #
today’s date is a palindrome: 01/02/2010 = 0102/20/10 and racecar spelled backwards is still racecar. #
ATTN: Fugazi. PLEASE PUT OUT ANOTHER RECORD. #
Zen Cart has struck a really odd balance by being totally awesome & utter crap simultaneously. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-02

admin — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

I went and saw Harkonen last night. it’s as if Seattle hasn’t changed one bit since 1998. #
2 word Avatar review: fucking dumb. #
Gin, gin, gin. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-01

admin — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000

I love Quicksand. ♫ http://blip.fm/~ik4jn #
I’ve noticed that every year around this time people are like, “[year] has SUCKED. I can’t wait for [year+1].” That’s silly. #
Ultimately, you make the choice if you’re going to be happy or miserable … Happy’s kinda gay, and miserable wins you street cred. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-31

admin — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

@Neilofsteel Kc made me go see Nine a couple days ago. I went home immediately & watched Transporter 3. in reply to Neilofsteel #
Godflesh VS. Jesus Christ Superstar – http://bit.ly/4uBZ1f – Magic happens at about 3:29 #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-29

admin — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

WE GOT THAT B-ROLL! http://bit.ly/4Sa87X #
Gravity wells throughout the solar system: http://bit.ly/5UeXX3 #
Cake Boss is way better than Ace of Cakes. Sorry Duff, but you’re a douche. Buddy, hire Jeff. #
Douchey though Duff may be, his cakes are definitely better than “The Cake Boss”. Buddy just makes sheet cakes with shit stacked on them #
Right here is a dude playing Slayer on a tuba: http://bit.ly/8Iggy9 #
“I will rape your face with my toes motherfucker!” #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-28

admin — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Overheard in the alley–Drunk guy to another drunk guy regarding communication with girls: “Be a dick, bro, but be a smooth dick.” #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-27

admin — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Car alarms are so useless. Why do people have them? (I think I have one :/) #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-25

admin — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

So I guess parents don’t like it when you politely encourage their kids to get out of the way by running into them with your shopping cart. #
Chrismas is the only time that you experience the joy of being guilt tripped by your extended family + your inlaws all at once. Thx Jesus! #
Nobody wants to see Rick Moranis and Joan Cusack kiss. #
@gretchmo @kasinator Happy solstice GRIIIMMMLLLOOOOOOCK. May the dark lords gaze fall kindly upon you. #
You know what? Christmas ISN’T my favorite time of year. Summer is … Yeah. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-23

admin — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w #
@Neilofsteel Dude. I forgot you had a party yesterday. shit. in reply to Neilofsteel #
So a monkey and a robot fly into space … http://bit.ly/5oZFSz #
I’ve been awake for 34 hours. It’s weird. I’d be good at meth. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-22

admin — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Wow … Have you logged into Myspace recently? It’s like a UI circus of shit. #
@bobbypadavick Remember how we used to talk about how Y! could shut down for a year w/no ill effect? How ’bout a week? http://bit.ly/5a5aRr in reply to bobbypadavick #
Weird yelling in Pioneer Square tonight. What the hell is wrong with people? … Well, crack, obviously. That was somewhat rhetorical. #
Go to church and stop drinking: http://bit.ly/4n9H8W #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-22

admin — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Wow … Have you logged into Myspace recently? It’s like a UI circus of shit. #
@bobbypadavick Remember how we used to talk about how Y! could shut down for a year w/no ill effect? How ’bout a week? http://bit.ly/5a5aRr in reply to bobbypadavick #
Weird yelling in Pioneer Square tonight. What the hell is wrong with people? … Well, crack, obviously. That was somewhat rhetorical. #
Go to church and stop drinking: http://bit.ly/4n9H8W #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-21

admin — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

“I feel like my pants are too white to leave the house.” #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-19

admin — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Creepy nerds have really ruined trench coats for everyone. #
ATTN People I work with: http://www.thereisnopagefold.com/ #
Computing kind of rhymes with confusing … I guess. At any rate, I remember why I didn’t go into development. Computing is hard. #
An amazing 7 part dissertation on the utter shittiness of The Phantom Menace http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-18

admin — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

@michaelmcdaniel standing on the left side of an escalator is morally wrong. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-17

admin — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

“What the fuck’s a sexual ambulance?” #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-16

admin — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

http://bit.ly/77MRbV #
I need to start back up the mixtape podcast. I just bought everybodysbuddies.com I’m gonna do something awesome with it. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-15

admin — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Kc’s parents fed me a huge batch of delicious beans, then put me on a plane. I think it was an elaborate practical joke on Kc. #
AZ is weird. Woefully in debt & hellbent on kicking out Mexicans. Mexicans who were/are, apparently, a huge contributor to the economy. Wut? #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-13

admin — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

I am in a hotel with a beautiful, unobstructed Wal-Mart-front view. #
If you enjoy driving really long distances, across desolate wasteland, to get from one stripmall to the next stripmall, move to Arizona. #
@fixpert I was in Surprise visiting Kc’s parents. Hotel across from WalMart is in Casa Grande. Both places are LOVELY. #
On a positive note; I drove past a gun show today. Woulda stopped if I had
more time. It was mere blocks away from a magic shop … Trailer. #
“My mountains aren’t blue.” … ??? …. *looks a Coors can* … “Oh! I thought you were talking about your tits.” #
“Coolidge Arizona: No, really, people live here.” #
Holy shit mountain time. SNL ENDS at midnight here. It comes on at 10:30. This place is crazy. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-12

admin — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Surprise AZ; most ironically named city in America. Unless of course you’re surprised that it’s flat & full of old white people. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-12

admin — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Surprise AZ; most ironically named city in America. Unless of course you’re surprised that it’s flat & full of old white people. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-12

admin — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Surprise AZ; most ironically named city in America. Unless of course you’re surprised that it’s flat & full of old white people. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-11

admin — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Airports. A gentle reminder that even though you’re innocent until proven guilty, you’re still a prime suspect. #
“The new cat-box scoop is amazing. It’s so luxurious.” #
Dear SeaTac; instead of ~20 tables w/4 chairs around them, you should have ~50 tables w/2. Make em square ones you can push together. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-10

admin — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Forecast for Seattle today: Sunrise: 7:46 AM – Sunset: 4:18 PM. Do the math. That’s 8.5 hours of daylight. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU #
The Black Eyed Peas suck. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-09

admin — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

It’s pretty cool how my headphones have started shocking me somehow. weird. #
Anybody want a Google Wave invite? I have 24 of them. I still don’t know why I should use Wave. Maybe you can tell me. #
“… Go ahead & try to sell it if you wanna be a dumbsky.” ♫ http://blip.fm/~hhxvi #
@bobbypadavick things like sleet are the real culture shock. It’s something that makes you wonder why people don’t move. Weather is KEY … #
… IT GOT DARK AT 4:15 TODAY! I DEMAND A RECOUNT. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-07

admin — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

“Have the coolest fish on the block. Send it to fish school!” Awesome: http://bit.ly/6txE9P #
I just filled myself with delicious Korean BBQ. #
So, did everybody changing their Twitter avatars to green totally fix that Iran thing from a while back? I never followed up … #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-06

admin — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Listening to Warren Zevon. I have no idea why I’m only getting into this now. #
“You’re lucky my bones are flexible” #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-05

admin — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

@kasinator – http://bit.ly/s8Q4C #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-04

admin — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

I’m really looking forward to the day that thin, spotty facial hair is “the look.” I’ve got that in the bag. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-03

admin — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Last night I dreamt I was back living in sunny LA. Then I woke up in my cold, dark cave of an apt. Shit. #
Hey everybody awesome that I know in Seattle/LA/SanFran … let’s all move to Brooklyn. Srsly. The 2010s are gonna be fully east coast. #
Please remind me over and over that drnking sucks. A lot. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-02

admin — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Why would anyone want to be immortal? Life’s a bitch. #
Zen Cart is awesome … A little convoluted as far as templates and admin goes, but awesome all the same. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-01

admin — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Reason 54,312 why I don’t go to church. Christian hip-hop about inappropriate hugging: http://bit.ly/59ZOKD Fuck Jesus in the face. #
I just fed Kc Hamburger Helper. She’s never had it. She’s decidedly NOT a fan. #
I would also like to state for the record that my guts do not approve of Hamburger Helper either. Bad vibes. #
@Neilofsteel Cheddar Cheese melt. A poor choice. I also used soy milk instead of regular milk. Failures all around. in reply to Neilofsteel #
That’s just the way it goes … ♫ http://blip.fm/~h456b #
Why is Luke Wilson so fat now? It’s sad. #
Gossip Girl ….. MUUUUUSSSSSSTTTT KIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!! #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-30

admin — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Morrissey in 3 hours. Stoked. #
Moz …. this is awesome. #
Man … Morrissey. So awesome. He’s like Elvis or something. Incredible. #
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQnn7FWKO-A … just a couple of regular dudes, wailing. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-28

admin — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 09:40:00 +0000

I watched Hotel for Dogs last night. Kc cried at the end. Henry freaked out, growled and barked the whole way through. #
OMG OMG OMG – Steven Seagal Lawman – http://bit.ly/GB2Vk (AWESOME!!!!) #
I find myself constantly surprised buy this … & a little ashamed … But The Osmonds RULED. ♫ http://blip.fm/~gyq1f #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-27

admin — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Jesus Christ the Macys Thxgivkng parade is gay. Where’s a tidal wave when you need one? #
I want everyone in this thing to eat it. #
#iamthankfulfor quarterback sneaks, submission wrestling & the fact that I’m dating mini-Martha Stewart. Also, bell peppers & smoked cheddar #
If there was a god, all Halftime shows would be demolition derbies, not shitty bands playing songs no one likes. #
Random NY wrong-number text I just got “Babe im in qnz can u plz pay mii cab and let tigger in pllzz my cab iz $40″ #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-26

admin — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Now that I’ve got a few days off work, it means I can do other work. Joy. #
BEER HELMET http://pic.gd/e59c71 #
What kinda prude-ass girlfriend won’t let you suck her un-earringed earlobes?… Mine apparently. I gotta re-assess this shit. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-25

admin — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Let’s get Tuesday off to the right start … ♫ http://blip.fm/~gswwj #
@p0pvulture welcome to the subcue club! I’ve been needling my cat for 3 years. Kidneys. He’s a tank. #
@p0pvulture Kc and I call it “installing air conditioning” #
“Spray the special spray into the air” #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-24

admin — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Phil Hartman’s SNL audition tape: http://bit.ly/4HFvPV #
Wow … I never realized how much Apple’s earbuds sound like complete and utter shit. I feel bad for anyone who uses these things regularly. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-22

admin — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Please don’t break me out of party jail. #
Jesus Christ … Dave Grohl and John Paul Jones on the same stage is a force to be reckoned with. Oh yeah, Josh Homme was there too … #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-21

admin — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:40:00 +0000

I’m really stoked that this ad campaign exists #ThereIsNoGod http://pic.gd/7fecf0 #
Paper mâché-ing with my shorty. Her job is way more fun than mine. #