Destabilizer

• The entertainment industry is to the Internet what horse buggy manufactures were to Henry Ford. #
• The last few days have made me acutely aware that I work for a cult. Or maybe it's a gang. Whatever. #HugePride #
• One half of my prediction has come true. #GoGiants #
• Prediction confirmed. Giants are the underdogs. #

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• I predict the Superbowl will be played between the Giants and the Patriots. #
• Saturday's forecast: Ice pellets. #

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• Whoa … Etta James died. I had no idea she was still alive. #

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• When things are slow, I can sleep 12 hours a night, easy. When I have shit to do, 4 is plenty. #UpSince530 #

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• Reddit being blacked out in opposition to SOPA/PIPA today means my productivity should skyrocket. #
• Systems Overload. #
• With all these major sites blacking out their content to protest SOPA, how is Google+ going to keep its edge? #
• If SOPA/PIPA were to pass, my new favorite website would be 194.71.107.15 <– that's why shit like this will never work as intended. #

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• I can't wait fo Zooey Deschanel to stop being famous. Chick is annoying. #
• I watched Troll 2 last night. It's like they set out to make a 90 minute movie that seemed to take 3 hours. #
• Steve Carell is playing a magician named Burt Wonderstone –> http://t.co/9osBoMnn Aaaahmazing …

  http://t.co/TkAVgpHf #

• It just really dawned on me that I'm going to Indiana on Friday. What on earth was I thinking when I said yes to this? #

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• So … Seriously … Nobody actually thought the Broncos had a chance, right? That Patriots game was a massacre. #
• This year it has snowed in Seattle before it has snowed in New York City. End times. #

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• i.TV is an awesome app. It wouldn't be if it weren't able to sync w/my TiVo, but it does, so score. #
• Next year I kinda want to get a Christmas tree just so I can put this ornament on it: http://t.co/Aa3ZjSyp #
• You'll know you've "made it" the day you say, "Cancel all my meetings!" & there's actually someone there who's job it is to do so. #
• I wonder how much less time it takes to read "&" instead of "and." Also, why doesnt "or" have its own alternative thing? English is stupid. #
• Kc just licked a metro card. Call my lawyer to draft the divorce papers. #
• A gang of teenagers with AK47s came in the night. They raped the women & killed everyone. Then they burned my village. #ThirdWorldProblems #
• All of my children are starving & severely ill, but there is little food & no adequate medical facilities nearby. #ThirdWorldProblems #
• My wife inadvertently exposed a bit of her ankle while walking home from the market. She was publicly beheaded. #ThirdWorldProblems #
• My youngest son died from dissintary. #ThirdWorldProblems #

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• What if there was a board game called Hungry Hungry Poontangs? #
• If sex with 3 people is called a threesome & sex with 2 people is called a twosome, you should understand why they call me handsome. #
• Today I learned FPO means For Publishing Online. #
• Sometimes you just wish a person would spontaneously catch fire & die suffering. #
• The word vinegar is kinda racist. #

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• Alec Baldwin holding contract NBC muahahahahHa. Google plus. #
• 5 hour energy is a recession drug. Look at how many commercials on tv are for speed right now. Real talk. #

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